Jake Menard

Man, I love camping.

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

Greatest ideas I’ve heard in line getting coffee Pt. 1.

They should put another department store in that big empty building in downtown [Winnipeg]!

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@bkives great questions. Definitely had some issues with the answers given, though.

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@Blake_S_Chapman I’m right there with you my guy.

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@sheswrecked @SeaOfThieves That’s 100% accurate.

[amir @blumenfeld]

Waiter: So the only two sandwiches we have right now are Rat Poison or Tuna Melt.

Undecided Voter: Hmmm... I gotta say I don’t LOVE tuna...

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@Danomite70 And Harbison and Henderson.

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@kristina_conlin @JeremyNDooley Fuck zombie.

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@gdiffuser He looks tired. I don’t blame him.

[Michael Jones @100PercentMikey]

Last I checked black people fall under all lives so I’m not sure why you’re upset with a hashtag that’s begging police to stop killing them. #BlackLivesMatter

[Michael Jones @100PercentMikey]

I’m at a loss for articulating these kind of words but this video resonates with my thoughts and I ask you to watch it. Our country needs to do better. The majority needs to do better. We need to do better. You. Me. #BlackLivesMatter

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@jaketapper Poo fighters

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@Page_Turner_ @Mike_Haracz I mean, if you put a well done steak in front of someone who ordered medium, yeah, that would be wrong. If you ordered it well done, and they brought you well done, then...?

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@sorola “Maybe you’ve got a zoom meeting? Fuck that!”

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@GeoffLRamsey Sounds like it’s time to save 15% on car insurance

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@ElyseWillems Just started “Led Zeppelin - on - Led Zeppelin.”

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@kateyjcc Duuuuuuuuude! That looks fuckin wicked

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

@_DubzyWubzy_ @EricBaudour @sorola @ashleyburns Are we sure he’s not fucking crazy?

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

Omg I got one like so pls subscribe to my soundcloud or whatever

[Jake Menard @jakobmenard]

I’ve closed and opened twitter probably 3,416 times today. Every time I’m met with 2 new tweets and 30 seconds of pointless scrolling through posts I’ve thrice shared with annoyed friends