Jalcide

Creative Director and app developer for a talent agency.

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I think all names should be two syllables. Because when you call for them you're gonna sing it that way.

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no show is too bad if it has good one-liners. it's like reinvented sitcom, but darker. pop culture is kinda awesome right now.

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nothing digital has replaced cookbooks for me. if it ever does, i'll just print it out.

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We don't bend, we #break.

#bendgate #iPhone6plus

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Star Wars' Final Scene Is Ridiculously Awkward Without Music http://t.co/xWbjhpRFUI

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My gravely ill cat, Willow, is finally eating on her own - a full recovery - thanks to @hillspet a/d formula (tried everything)! We thank u!

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tiny team creates huge game with procedural generated worlds, plants, animals. even the music score is algorithmic. http://t.co/eIr0xIdX67

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I just waited ninety minutes for a frozen burrito to cook in an oven and realize two things: non-stick foil is magic and so are microwaves.

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We actually don't need to say actually as often as we actually do, actually. #actually

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Brilliant accents, gibberish. "What Languages Sound Like to Foreigners" Part 1: http://t.co/JYInNO9gpl Part 2: http://t.co/UaN08j5cVC

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Perhaps this is blasphemy, but i'm hearing a lot of parallels between the elemental, repetitive sound of The Ramones and 138 bpm trance.

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The precision and stability of this thing is amazing, unsettling. Project Morpheus Lander, Free Flight 07. http://t.co/6P3kakmCgJ

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just steamed two unbroken eggs in quinoa, sushi rice, water, dashi, mirin, soy, sugar, sake and butter. i can't explain how good this is.

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my billion dollar idea: unbundle "tips and tricks." i think there's a market for folks who just want tips without those pesky tricks.

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this is my favorite thing right now: famous movie quotes as charts http://t.co/UYYh1LZQut

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@jalcide The answer for me was BitTorrent Sync. It solved my issue and then some. A game-changer in many ways.

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"minus 50 wind chill could be felt" i'll just assume that headline is a historical recount and not future tense.

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Adobe updates have broken reliably opening files via mapped drives. What's a good cross-plat, no-limit, infrastructure-less auto file sync?

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I spent Black Fri. at Best Buy doing stealth QA on every device there, real-time code fixes via iPhone, and some unintended guerrilla mktg.

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Shift in iOS7 policy disabled "Inter-Process Communication" and a favorite app among audio enthusiasts along with it. http://t.co/bctkYGKWiP