jalen

jo chel

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Just a beer for me kimosabe

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

“Leaving at 4? Didn’t know you were taking a half day.”

[Doc “Doc” Holiday VII @rutherfordhaye]

Just posted an Instagram story

[benji🪅 @guttedsaints]

when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today

[Behold A Pale Horse @BeholdPaleH0rse]

Fernando Tatis Jr. homerless ritual confirmed.

Tatis’ last homer was a grand slam against Israel in the WBC. Now everything makes sense. His homerless drought is some type of punishment ritual for this:

[🗽🦍 @enra9ed]

Me hearing Drake diss 9-5 workers

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Lucki needa start telling lil yachty NO

[Prepared Remarks @P_Remarks]

Me to my wife when she asks me to take out the garbage and I do it immediately instead of sitting for another 5 minutes

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

[⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟ @monclir]

future said go fuck that nigga get it over with i did not feel that shit at all

[JESUÍNO 🇹🇭🇧🇷 @jebosio22]

Justin gaethje lendo isso:

[silver chain cowboy @AgChainCowboy]

"We've got over 50 beers on tap." Amazing. Coors Light bottle, please.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me in my late 20s when the third beers makes me yawn instead of feel a buzz

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Drinking that shit that made bud weiser

[NextLevelSports @NextLvlSportsX]

How I feel watching UFC legally for the first time

[Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas]

A&M when it’s time to play Texas

[UclaWrld🌐 @UclaWRLD]

I thought this was lee corso picking sdsu on college gameday