Joey

julie ragbeer performed exile in the 97 year old diner to a primarily underage audience

ts mgk or

[timo @timo_rf]

JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!

[Joey @jalogony]

@Jacob__ @soren_iverson @POTUS read this 2.5 years later i just scream laughed

[Joey @jalogony]

@youcefwippert when it says wireless bootstrap: iPhone= XX:XX... what is that address supposed to represent

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Instagram algorithm: here's stuff you like

Twitter algorithm: here's stuff that makes you mad

Facebook algorithm: you will now be dropped headfirst into a bizarre public feud involving a small business in a town you've never been to and several socially maladapted strangers

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I think I just need to see a few thousand more insurance commercials and I’ll be ready to make my decision.

[catmin @CatminACAB]

@suchnerve I also like to think of traditional brakes as the equivalent of a “dump fuel” button (since the job of brakes is to get rid of energy as heat). but tell that to a typical american, and suggest they shouldn’t hurry up and then slam brakes, and they will simply kill you

[Joey @jalogony]

@theJIRSCH @lispeaks_ this one was about $15

[Joey @jalogony]

@mr_spindablock @utdZaiire @SamsungMobileUS yes 1 of 10 layers of the screen apple designed

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

That’s crazy man, what happens if you type in https://t.co/rrihF6J4iV?

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[Joey @jalogony]

@Catlover1886 @RSGabe1 that’s hilariously untrue, most aren’t

[Joey @jalogony]

@kannykrush @fateofaditya couldn’t we say the same about sabrina?

[N @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Joey @jalogony]

@SnapshotSpotify and the last

[Joey @jalogony]

@jerrylimee @ClassicII_MrMac it’s not a “delete all” command, you specify what to remove with it, people online just always put the root of the drive to be funny

[Joey @jalogony]

@SwervoFreshie @SilvaSkata @charlieINTEL @Fortnite @FortniteStatus it just says battle stage not main stage

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Joey @jalogony]

@m2macmini STAN TECH TWITTER IS A THING?