Ellie Parrish

MGSU ‘17 — GCSU ‘20 — MGSU ‘22

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

https://t.co/KWUzPsBo0h

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza…10 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. Yesterday i celebrated my 36th birthday. i feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I’ve grown into a completely new man…one that i’m proud of. check this out… 🧵

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Good Evening, “Kurtis Conner” was a 28 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[Chanel Chanel @ChanelnotC0C0]

I have NEVER heard an older woman say:

“I wish I would’ve sacrificed my youth for a man.”

“I wish I would’ve dressed more conservatively.”

“I wish I wouldn’t have gotten an education and built a career before starting a family.”

But you know what I do hear them say?? 🥴

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Just a friendly periodic reminder that what has become routine to you, may be one of the scariest times in your patient’s life.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.

[Benjamin Vipler, MD, MEd @VipsMDMEd]

Just go see the patient.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My twins, age 6, wake before me in the morning and go to to the toilet in my ensuite. I pretend I am asleep as they always put their favorite teddy under my arm and kiss me on the head. I am a 47 year old man and this is the best moment of my day,

[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

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[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

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[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

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[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

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[Ellie Parrish @jamaathellama]

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[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

As your president, I’m not picking favorites.

But as Jill Biden’s husband, fly Eagles, fly.

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I’m such a fucking wet wipe. A bloke was just trying to break into my car when I walked back to it and I said “excuse me, sorry, I think that’s my car” 😭