james marquez

connoisseur of the Irish goodbye, retired chemical engineer of 0 years

[Carlos Alberto Haro @h1sort]

Data An accountant
Scientists with excel

[Formula 1 @F1]

Toto: "You can win this George"
George: "Just let me ****** drive!"

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#F1 #AustrianGP @MercedesAMGF1

[Keith Nelson Jr @JusAire]

This is the most lit funeral I've ever watched

[james marquez @jamarquezzz]

@jdrmvd Abbie what the fuck

[Pokemon Gems @PokemonGems]

he’s a little drummer boy

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

MAN IT’S TIME

[james marquez @jamarquezzz]

Oops! All b̶e̶r̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ bowls

[lettuce @the_lettuce_cat]

Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit

[james marquez @jamarquezzz]

@gerhnt @xSesameOilx @gerhnt

[james marquez @jamarquezzz]

Real

[dweelise @xSesameOilx]

hear me out

[james marquez @jamarquezzz]

Me: yeah it’d be nice not to have to work tomorrow

PGE: we’ve shutdown the entire SF power grid

Me: no not like that

[Andy Piazza @klrgrz]

Gonna make me tap the sign again:

[trash jones @jzux]

the irish catholic goodbye is when you leave a party and then feel really really guilty about it

[trash jones @jzux]

today i'm perfecting the irish hello (showing up drunk)

[joe bro @jbromovies]

[bene gesserit voice] box combo no slaw extra bread extra sauce lemonade

[david @_elvishpresley_]

sing us a song, you’re the piano man!

piano man: *starts going absolutely buckwild on the harmonica for some reason*

[skanks @skanks17]

can u take me higher

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TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE

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[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes