Darren Ansley

Wildly Inappropriate

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

This. Nothing summarizes it as well as this line: "We didn’t start the fire, but we roasted our weenies in it."
https://t.co/paKfuv0xKp

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@JenValencia You need to make @drewvea try harder.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@robleto I solved this via the nuclear option—I removed the iTunes app from my phone.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

I honestly believe that cyclists are some of the toughest athletes, and I admire their grit and determination. https://t.co/IicjZHjiX2

[Lawson Craddock @lawsoncraddock]

A broken scapula and a few stitches is not how I wanted to start @LeTour, but this Texan will fight as much as I can to continue. I will donate $100 to the @AlkekVelodrome for Harvey relief for every stage that I can finish. Anyone care to match? @JJWatt @HoustonTexans

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

What's old is new again, downloaded and installed Firefox.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Lately it feels like we sold out. And by we, I mean the people who create and build—not just consume the web. Berners-Lee questions how to get the rest of the world connected and challenges the myth that advertising is the only possible business model.
https://t.co/kiC7WQQj6G

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Bil Belichick: “I’m gonna cut the sleeves off my sweater ... “

“Oh man chilly arms I better wear an undershirt”

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

This just can't be shared enough. https://t.co/JuugReGKwP

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

How would you explain the repeal of Net Neutrality? We did it with the Whopper. Watch the video below:

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@austingovella Same here, convinced my daughter that wearing different socks is all the rage these days.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Every morning I feel like a stubborn pitcher shaking off the catcher's call whenever I ignore @waze—and arrive even later.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@robyfitzhenry @marc1919 That's a shame because I really appreciated what The Iron Yard Houston campus was trying to accomplish. Really talented people there.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@austingovella I keep assuming there are better tools for those, and I'm just not aware of them.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@austingovella What's your primary use for InDesign? Just curious.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Type nerds take notice, typography gets even more exciting. @clagnut outlines the power and flexibility of variable fonts. https://t.co/ecy7fr3Dsf

[Richard Rutter @clagnut]

I just published “Get started with variable fonts” https://t.co/75jj1wfjjl

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

My neighbors Christmas lights have two settings; "blitzkrieg" and "epileptic".

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Currently reading, and highly recommended. https://t.co/OCZFQ8zY40

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Really hoping Siri isn't the jealous type, I won an Echo Dot at the holiday party this weekend.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

Excited for The Woodlands High School Cross Country team as they compete at NXN for the National Championship. Go Highlanders! #NXN

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@Underdogspub I'm definitely in need of a pint—or several.

[Darren Ansley @jamedarr]

@robleto So...how's Iceland? Does it seem like a place someone could visit for an extended period? Maybe a few years.