Just trying to use what little I have - an aching, ageing body + an opinion based on my own limited experience - to do/say/support some good. Plus Arsenal stuff
@MaxNordau@abubunni Barely 5 years since Max’s crash at Copse Corner, resulting in a red flag and a 10-second penalty for Lewis Hamilton. Have they no shame?
@Mr_Andrew_Fox@SwollocksInfo “Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” Be kinder to your knees, Andrew, I can hear them cracking as you crouch down to engage him at his level
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@MainLineDavy@Nusbacher There’s nothing disgusting or disgraceful about Dr N - but if your skin is really so sensitive, don’t listen. I’m sure there’s a PBS Kids special that’s more your level
@jimmycarr The show was excellent, thank you Jimmy. I laughed as hard as I did when I first saw your shows however many years ago. I 100% appreciate your sense of humour as well as the occasional gravitas you bring. All the best for the rest of the tour
Does any @Arsenal fan actually want to lose #Gyokeres, who fought to be here, for #Alvarez, who didn’t make it in EPL first time round as is waiting for something else? Selling the vision is one thing; trying to convince someone is another. What am I missing?
@Mr_Andrew_Fox I’d go further - let’s find someone other than FIFA to run it. At this stage, I’d even take the Green Party over Infantino’s brand of crap (it’ll make them feel important, like letting your kids play with your old laptop)
@ZackPolanski If rent went down 20% I’d carry a small loss, as well all risk for repairs etc on an expensive asset (now a liability). I have no doubt that would be 4.5 times better off than the average business should you ever be in a position of power but I think we all deserve better
NB - this is the bag, which @emirates hand out to kids on the plane. Had some knick-knacks and charging cables in it. It was only special because it also had the Polaroid they take of kids and parents which my 5-yr-old loves and was genuinely sad to lose. Another great Dubai-ism
Not sure where else this happens, but in #Dubai you can leave a piece of luggage in a taxi from the airport at 0330hrs on a Sunday and, 3 days later, within hours of flagging to @rta_dubai, get a response saying they’ve found it and the driver will bring it to you. Outstanding!
@cenkuygur Sit down: are not a victim or a hero. You spout a lot of vitriol and bile. Free speech does not include obvious lies intended to incite rabid hatred. Considered, balanced, fact-based criticism of anyone/anything is vital to a healthy democracy, you know you fall far outside that
@kennyjamesnixon@jimmycarr Thanks for confirming, it’s great to know. I don’t think you had to send those pictures as well but we all enjoyed playing that game you suggested.
Hi there @jimmycarr. Are you genuinely coming back to @DubaiOpera on 29 August? It’s not on your website or theirs, but I’ve also found a page through a Google search that looks legit and is selling tickets. Hoping it’s true, need a good laugh
Tried to catch your show tonight @jimmycarr at @DubaiOpera only to find it cancelled over sickness. Hope you recover quickly and make it out here again soon - we all need more grossly inappropriate laughter in our lives
@TonyAdams You are my first memory of Arsenal. Your leadership, character and triumph over your demons showed me that to be a supporter is about more than the 90 mins. Thank you for inspiring this passion, I take a lot from it. I hope you are enjoying the team’s victory with loved ones