Drew “Coitus” Peacock

| Sturgill Simpson Enthusiast | Plandle Enjoyer | CSU FFC 98’ | Fortnite OG | 1x Men’s League MVP |

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

Y’all mind?

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

Tap in #wsp

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

The left hates to see a wigger succeed #FuckEm #Rocktober

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

Fireworks? I sure hope they do

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

How do I tell my coworker to kill themselves without getting reported to hr?

[Jay “Chili Rig” Lombardi @jaylombardi87]

I think if I had a kid he could hangout with me and my friends and have beers with us and smoke an occasional cigarette what would be the harm in that?

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

@Joe_knows_ball Ball knower

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

Starting an app called “Fupa Finder”, nobody steal my idea

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

We need to bring back corporal punishment but include nut taps this time, some kids need to be punched in the dick

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

@MacWofford How am I supposed to text freshmen without Snapchat?

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

To the person sitting next to me on my flight, I’m super hungover, just had a very liberal burrito, and will be putting in a zyn. Good luck! #stinky

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

My cousin is getting married to a total squid should I object?

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

@DixHaha69420 Nepo baby

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

This’ll play #johnnyfootball

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

@spacemonkey6767 Rio gold for the line and rio gel spun backing (queer cattleman edition to show my support for @xlbsmochicken ). Runoff has my box looking like a toys r us, hate to be that guy but it works

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

You’re just hating cause I stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 in. chromes #reeldox #sage

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

@Eugene34333572 Some things are better as secrets

[Richard “Dixon” Ciderbox @richardciderbox]

Cranking hog off the wake up is probably what fentanyl feels like

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

As children they should’ve warned us about the amount of ass hair we’d one day have, instead of fearing strangers. I’ve been molested significantly less than I have been inconvenienced by my own ass hair

[Drew “Coitus” Peacock @james_L_dingus]

God I miss Tim Tebow