Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman

CSU ‘98 | Modelo Connoisseur | Golf Cart Designated Driver | Certified Fish Slayer | SpaceMob 🅰️ffiliate

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Soccer is gay again

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

I deserve to be disappointed for thinking USA soccer had a real chance #Stillthebestcountry

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

These guys sound WAY different when you wake them up at 2am. Shhhhhhh……🇺🇸

[jim🅰️thy @billjacobs38]

Instagram should not let you delete anything. Gotta stand in the paint and wear the shit you post on your sleeve. #Sluts #Showerthoughts #fuckthesehoes #LANK

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

@billjacobs38 Holding women accountable would be the end of IG

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

It’s beautiful how an LA hat saves you the time of actually having to talk to someone to realize they’re a tool

[MakingAMessier @MakingAMessier]

If you’re single when you graduate you’re basically forced to choose between marrying a slut or a complete bitch

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

@killa1284662 Turban free zone

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

These fuckin chinks have been have been taking pics for 45 minutes straight at the bar. #IThinkYouBlinked #IRememberMyFristRooftopBar #StillWould

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Orgy at the bar as well #GetARoom #6ix9ine

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Even the dudes got yams in the land down unda #CakedUp #Fag

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Kegger might beat a trough #piss

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Nothing beats a trough #piss

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

@billjacobs38 Blowjob bench

[Doug “Lyncher” Smith @prettigoodtime]

Can all guys just agree we are not washing our hands after taking a piss so I don’t have to performatively wash my hands when another persons in the bathroom

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

@james_L_dingus With a name like Drew 'Coitus' Peacock, I absolutely trust your market research

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Kiwis don’t know how to play cards #BlackJack

[Discount Selena Gomez @si_yonce]

I haven’t seen one girl lift her shirt up and show titties at the World Cup? What’s this all for then?

[Murm🅰️n “Chief of Fuckery” Thurman @spacemonkey6767]

Turban in front of me on the plane #PrayersUp

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

There are pedophile rapists of every ethnicity, but the ability to summon 20-30 friends and relatives on short notice who also want to participate is pretty uniquely Pakistani and absolutely a reflection of their culture.