Who needs mysterious Thai-based crypto-billionaires or convicted criminals called Posh George? You can support Team Binface by bunging me the cost of a trio of affordable croissants (£3) at https://t.co/F8x87pEplq. Or don’t. I love you either way.
It’s a tough feat - but Streeting is even more unlikeable than Starmer.
Honestly Labour if that’s what you’re thinking, don’t bother. Nobody wants Mandelson’s protégés
#politics
Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Downing Street says the Prime Minister has the Cabinet's full backing"
Diane Abbott laughs, "If they're saying that it must be true"
"Keir Starmer's biggest stroke of luck is that there is no successor"
Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Obviously you want him to go, don't you?"
Diane Abbott, "I want him to do the job properly"
Fiona Bruce: “Can I have a show of hands - how many of you think this is a war that Britain should be involved in?”
*barely anyone raises their hand*
#bbcqt
Wow, that was an interesting exchange at #pmqs
If that’s the upcoming talent in the Conservative Party, it’s easy to see why they’re all jumping ship!
Moribund party. Won’t be missed.
NEW:
🇺🇸 ICE accidentally deported a man who was a prime suspect in the largest jewel heist in US history - The Guardian
He was up for trial but volunteered to be deported after being detained by ICE, avoiding criminal charges for an $100 million heist.
He is now a rich and free man.
BREAKING: US Pending Home Sales unexpectedly fall -9.3% month-over-month, far worse than the -0.3% expected decline.
This marks the largest decline since the pandemic in 2020.
The World's most embarrassing
President. 👇
Falls asleep AGAIN surrounded by people.
Says he passed 3 cognitive tests because he drinks his milk 🥛
Explained that "Whole" is spelled with a W.