james

there is no such thing as a ‘wrong hole’

[james @Jamesbutler0]

@ETCanada @connor_99a

[james @Jamesbutler0]

Oh fuck off!

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

BBC Radio 1 will not play original version of Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl this Christmas, because its audience may be offended by derogatory terms for gender and sexuality

https://t.co/5xJEHhW4eN

[Hunter Mayberry @realHMayberry]

A cop in Jackson, TN, giving out bottles of water and telling the protestors to "please be careful crossing the street." #Protests2020 #Riots2020

[james @Jamesbutler0]

Me: it’s ok that lockdown is not gonna last much longer.
Government:

[james @Jamesbutler0]

Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs aren’t happy

[james @Jamesbutler0]

New life ambition: go to Disney world with all my friends, eat space cakes and go on “Its a small world”.

[james @Jamesbutler0]

I have many fond memories of jazz fest such as going under on a pill, going home and then later meeting my grandad for a pint while still off my nut gurning at him

[james @Jamesbutler0]

If Coronavirus was a beverage it would be orange juice with pulp.

[james @Jamesbutler0]

I’m coming out of my cage
That’s a £30 fine

[CaptainSparklez @CaptainSparklez]

Happy 8 years to Fallen Kingdom O_O

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

[james @Jamesbutler0]

Might have accidentally played porn on me downstairs speaker but my parents haven’t said anything what do I do?

[Connor @_ConnorM]

Day 5 in isolation: I’ve put a different beer in each room of the house and I’m pretending I’m on a pub crawl

[Rollie Williams @RollieWilliams]

I converted our dining room table into a pool table and all it cost was my relationship with my roommates.

[james @Jamesbutler0]

@animesvns @connor_99a

[james @Jamesbutler0]

@liv_ao Ok boomer

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Zoom in on my watch.

[LF @LF_1906]

How anyone can say they don’t like this fella is beyond me. Jeremy fucking Corbyn. Hero.