James Davies

MA Journalism at Sheffield Hallam University, Media graduate. Aspiring journalist. Founding member of

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@lakewatcher97 It gets so much worse

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@lakewatcher97 9/10!? I had one of these in Naples last year as everyone everywhere was drinking them, and it was bitter and rubbish

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Shout-out to my main guy @DavidRutley! We may be at the bottom of the stairs but have no doubt we can keep climbing, one despicably immoral vote at a time.

Anyway, better to be stood on the bottom step than with the millions crushed beneath the staircase, am I right?

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@lakewatcher97 How much did you put on it

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@lakewatcher97 I have been hailed as a hero no less than twice for minimising a window

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@lakewatcher97 I got this

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@lakewatcher97 Do bigger lunges

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@lakewatcher97 He ended up my #1 most played on my account too just by you listening to him

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Absolute pleasure for @SimonMiller316 to present us with the winnings for tonight

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@lakewatcher97 Holy hell that's so ironic

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@lakewatcher97 It's been put there as a test, you fail if you don't point it out

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Death to priority passengers

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CHECK. Got screeched at for no one helping, whilst I was stacking the dishwasher

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Here's my list

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WELCOME TO WENDY BINGO. An attempt to trivialise the annoying shit my mother does. Direct quotes count as two points, general situations count as one. Total score is out of 10. Other than that, anything goes. Me vs @jamescedavies. A carafe of wine is on the line.

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4) melodrama regarding no one helping out

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Noticed Adam's footprints and said we'd had a robber. Not quite a direct quote but

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1) "It's been stolen"

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CHECK. This has happened innumerable times even today

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BONUS: Conversation put forward to everyone but I have to respond as no one else is

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@lakewatcher97 I feel like we'll both win on the last day, but we can have a Greek and a UK victory

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CHECK. Decided Dad didn't have enough fuel in the car. Cue deer

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6) Deer in the headlights look at the tiniest perceived problem

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@lakewatcher97 You framed it in a one-sided manner

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@lakewatcher97 Can confirm there have been multiple instances of me expecting this to be checked off but without the word presumably making an appearance. It'll happen