James Dear

[Chris @Nyerider]

Worst noises in World Cup History....

3) The Vuvuzela
2) The bagpipes
1) Lee Dixon

[Joel @Joel_M_C1998]

Everton overspent by £19.5m on a stadium and were docked 10 points.

Chelsea made illegal payments to help sign players and got a fine.

The Premier League is the most corrupt organisation you will ever come across.

Total disgrace.

[Terry ▶️ @TFinnAgain]

Evertonians checking the table before bed debating who they want relegated out of West Ham, Leeds, Spurs or Notts Forest.

[Everton @Everton]

Still one of us and a big few months ahead. Everyone at Everton is behind you, Dwight. 👊💙

[Rebecca Tidy @DrRebeccaTidy]

Cocaine has dropped from £36k a kilo to £15k a kilo in the last five years.

We should put the criminals in charge of chocolate importation too. 🍫

[Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner]

Reform: “Britain is broken. And what we need in our party are people who have frontline experience of breaking it”.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The nominees for the next FIFA Peace Prize are:

Lord Voldemort
Sauron
Darth Vader
Sid from Toy Story

[Hill Dickinson Stadium @EvertonStadium]

Everton will unveil a Gary Speed Memorial Bench at Hill Dickinson Stadium on Saturday – a lasting tribute to one of the Club’s most admired former players. 💙

Today marks the anniversary of Gary’s passing, 14 years ago. https://t.co/9CPVQALoso

[Adam Sutherland @AdamSants_]

"I hope the Australian public give it to him [Stuart Broad] right from the word go for the whole summer. And I hope he cries and goes home. I don't advocate walking, but when you hit it to first slip it's pretty hard." - Darren Lehmann, 21 August 2013.

Sit this one out fella.

[James 🇸🇱 @ham_ezz]

Probably still warmer than Barrow, Cumbria

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

If this saga has shown anything it’s that football will always be nothing without the fans.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

If you have never watched this fight, find time to do so Ricky Hatton became a boxing great that night! ❤️❤️

[IFL TV @IFLTV]

One of the greatest nights in British boxing history.

You'll never be forgotten Ricky 🩵

[EverythingBoxing | Darshan Desai @EverythingBoxi2]

🇬🇧 Ricky Hatton, former two weight world champion, has tragically been found dead at his home in Greater Manchester.

Greater Manchester Police have said that the death is not being treated as suspicious.

(@MENnewsdesk)

[Boxing News @BoxingNewsED]

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of British boxing royalty Ricky Hatton.

A relentless pressure fighter and spiteful body puncher in the ring, Hatton was adored for his charisma and down-to-earth character outside of it.

He will be sorely missed.

Our thoughts are with his loved ones. Rest in peace, Ricky. ❤️

[Chris Powell @Pow_]

Molly Mae winning best documentary over rob burrows MND battle shows everything that is wrong with this country. #nta

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"Dad, this is for you!" ❤️

[Luis @LuisEFC07]

Are Everton the first club in history to retire the Right Back position in honour of their club captain??

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Scott Parker on VAR:

"Football is going to become the most sterile game there is. We're probably months or a year away from not celebrating goals. I stand on the touchline, you score a goal and I feel like there's a million things that go through your mind."

Spot on 👏

[Joe 🇬🇧 @NewcoJoe72]

Russell Martin: