in dog years i'm dead inside

i'm downright amazed at what i can destroy with just a simple hammer

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@SilvermanJacob didion's dishware

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who else is posting in the time machine to 2011?

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@Chapinc ah, my mistake! i thought he did a murder too

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ummmmm watching this stuff... it's such a relief elon didn't actually try fixing world hunger

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@kickinson folks, we love the rapture

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@AndrewPaulJoyce my man has the carrot and stick exactly backwards lol

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@DCpierson Sorry, Elmo's dad, I don't embrace excuses!!

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@Pas4RentControl hell yea!

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@LauraAlix so embarrassing! have they no shame

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@hannahgais a twitter can be anything! it can be a bank, a bus, a university

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@BoneJail first you have to learn the language

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@HelloCullen sure, the system has wrought terrible injustice, but we must preserve this awful system no matter how terrible the costs. we'll eat all the shit we have to if it keeps the system going

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@ProtestaBloc can we do this to the democratic party please

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@staceyabrams if we work together to raise police salaries, we can finally stop spending on schools, healthcare, housings, etc. for once and for all!

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i swear to god when i see a text from nancy pelosi asking for money today

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@kthalps girlboss icon!!!! she loved exercise and she loved regressive undemocratic institutions!!!

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@kickinson wish i was there!!!