SAINt Jmes

simply the best. horny for popsicles. #coolbutrude

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

well well well

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

i love (and miss) movie commentaries.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Ben Affleck says his DVD commentary on Armageddon is “maybe my best work” lol

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

“Hey Siri, set an alarm for thirty minutes.” “Sure, I’ll set a timer for thirty minutes.” if I wanted passive-aggressive correction I would go to Starbucks.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

This has gotta be the most insane rise by a prospect ever

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

how the stables have turn.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The kids are gonna be alright

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

not even a question.

[Tim @Timotainment]

Hypothetical: you get $1,000,000 a day, but every day at a random point time FREEZES and your subconscious is flashbanged by the entirety of Cars 2. You have to watch the full movie while no time passes. There is no warning for when it happens. How many days would you do this for

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

If ohtanis really not gambling, then explain this.

checkmate

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

@josiahwiebe uh oh

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

@josiahwiebe this does not surprise me.

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

banger.
https://t.co/ZIvnskWHIJ

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

I think it’s going to be a banh mi kind of a weekend.

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

If you're on the losing side of a landslide, there are two ways to react:

1) Eat the humble pie, listen, self-reflect, evolve, and come back better next time

2) Arrogantly proclaim that everyone is dumb except us, continue as you are, and make the same mistakes next time

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

what is a semi-cow and i don't think that's how hyphens are supposed to work.

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

hey twitter i can't remember the last time i sneezed

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

posting this pop song every day until it gets the attention it deserves.

Logan Prescott - tongue (Official Audio) https://t.co/tV6YlcMtLb via @YouTube

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

boujee tempo.

winkler, mb folks

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

@jklmaop that’s your ammo for another attempt if you don’t like your grade

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

tired of looking down at my keyboard when i'm scrolling.

[SAINt Jmes @jamesfdjohnston]

#communityinspiration