Melbourne is a “first gear city”. Poor infrastructure, poor development, poor economy. Try driving or riding in Melbourne anymore. Never leave first gear. @Melbourne
I’m OneWorld Emerald, Amex Platinum, but still can’t get a business class seat on Qantas. Moving the whole company over to Virgin in 2023 was the best thing we ever did. $120k a year in airfares now going to a company that actually tries for your business
@VirginAustralia@Qantas
Day 3 of an endless stream of clean drinking water being wasted. Reported twice. @cityofmelbourne seriously how long does it take to find a plumber? My tax dollars hard at work in wasting water.
The moment I hit $20m in net worth and assets, around 2022, was the exact same moment I realised how poor the @UniMelb alumni program is. They never reached out, and I will never donate as I was going to. Legendary hit and a miss. I’m giving my fortune away to others.
The young gent at the @RIMOWA showroom in Chadstone didn’t speak a word of English, just mandarin. I’m clearly not the target customer for their product. 😐
Guys, can we stop mentioning Melbourne’s lack of airport train? International tourism is noticing it, and avoiding it. Private carpark lobbying and influence over the Labor/Allen government is known, so just let it be. @Melbourne@cityofmelbourne@MelbAirport
I got scammed by someone who was “Fiverr’s Choice” supplier on @fiverr. Even the preferred suppliers on a non-scam site are scammers. What a world we live in.
@KeithOlbermann@CBSNews@bariweiss Old man still angry about losing his job like 8 years ago, like Don Lemon, fading into obscurity. Best wishes Keith, but this is it for you and your brand of angry “journalism” and name calling. @KeithOlbermann
Today, I modified my motorbike to make it vastly more unsafe to ride, so that it will pass VicRoads regulations for registration. A private business owned by Macquarie Bank. That’s the VIC we live in now. @VicHealth@Melbourne
I tried to hire a @limebike when I realised it was actually not where it said it was on the map, and was instead locked inside someone’s apartment. Why bother.
I’d like to thank private business Macquarie Bank, that own VicRoads, for allowing me to not register a motorcycle with a stock pipe because it doesn’t need modern emission standards. Save the children! #vicroads@VicRoads#VicRoadsHatesMotorcyclists
@PortPhillip I just incorrectly was issued two parking fines in the Port Phillip city zone. How long does it take to recoup exactly $204 worth of council damage to offset that gain in tax income? We’re ABOUT TO FIND OUT. Stay tuned for results. #crime