James Griffin

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

eating in bed is extremely beneficial. the crumbs left behind allow me to exfoliated while i sleep at night

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

i want to be gonorrhea for halloween

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

if belle never rescued her father from being beast's prisoner, her father and beast would probably fall in love and break the curse instead

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

been 1 year & 2 months since i was last on twitter. it's nice to see me again. thank me. me welcome.

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

Jordyn was the Egg all along! 😧

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

the world record egg is our french revolution

[adam @sulkyadam]

the girls want give it up

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

just came back to twitter to drop this off. have a nice night.

https://t.co/blyFBIaVwT

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"You're selling us self-consciousness." Jameela Jamil explains why she thinks the Kardashians are "double agents for the patriarchy", in the latest Ways to Change the World podcast.

[mailer daemon albarn @COOL_GHOUL_]

an angel’s hair...... a demon’s touch....

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

why stop doing those things ???these actions are not mutually exclusive ??????????

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

@jamiielauren Go to bed

[Charlie 👑🐀 @CharlieDayQuote]

https://t.co/qZIoJaN8Qz

[Duchess Goldblatt @duchessgoldblat]

Not all human beings are 70% water. Some of you are 70% dairy. It’s all in the genes. Poke your ancestors. See if they’re creamy.

[a princess diana stan account @seabethree]

Britney Spears “Oops...I Did It Again” 2000 VMAs performance will always be THAT girl.

[James Griffin @jamesgrifffin]

.@colesprouse Do you think Ross loved Ben enough ???

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

(flirting) so how do u think you'll die

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The amazingly unique Shoelbill Stork