James Harris

Writer and reformed comedian.

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For the Christmas period I've dropped the price of my novel 'Midlands' on Kindle to £1.00.

It's got pictures and it's funny!

Offer ends December 25!

RTs appreciated!

https://t.co/g3acQgP0lm

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@MichaelCGlasper @MrMutantes Just got bought a new duvet topper for my birthday, the weekend is made

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@TheAnnaGat I don't think I know what this means, also 'Vanity Fair'

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@roryisconfused There's a very nice Jens Lekman song on this topic

https://t.co/dMmbr7gYLs

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@fin_lay24 @trivet1806 @sigourneybeaver It's how he'd want to go, haranguing academics about the Ming Dynasty

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@J_Bloodworth Cats are the best

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@Truly_Anomalous @danny__kruger Train station car parks certainly aren't

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@Bertrom I think about this film all the time. I think Russell Hoban's 'Riddley Walker', which I've recently read, was an inspiration for it

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This is the most personal piece I’ve written, & it’s helped me to draw a line under the most difficult period of my adult life.

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@EW We've all done Dry January

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@Layo_FH I suppose like many fantasists he deluded himself by the fact that there were genuine kernels of truth in what he said

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@MysteriosoX @v_j_freeman He's just found a new market

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@thomasforth Basingstoke is the worst place I've been to in the UK

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@daveweigel They called him Badger

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@forwardnotback Here's some more: Wishing you nothing but the bucolic best for this new chapter

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@CMarrou @historyinmemes The Basque region isn’t exactly broke mateb

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@vegangoth @AlisonMoyet As long as you make each other laugh most differences of opinion are surmountable

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@hoxtonwanka @BradfemlyWalsh That and no longer having superfluous nudity in films. It made the Dads happy and led to many a date night conception

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@JeanetteBeer1 @BradfemlyWalsh Surely Mansfield has an air of danger few nights out can rival

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@Daniel_Sugarman The only slight ray of hope is that it demonstrates that Very Online politics continue to run into issues when tried in reality

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@Zaphod2042 @benlucas94 @mayorofhackney @hackneygreens @HackneyLabour @SouthHackneyLab It's because Hackney has a population of 270k, which is bigger than many independent places which have their own Mayor