FishBowl

I once knew what I was doing.
now, I just try to stay with the flow.
I don't worry, but I do care.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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[RCPD @RileyCountyPD]

If you don't feel safe using this crosswalk, there are traffic-control crosswalks at each end of the block to use.

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

One of those reflective ones

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

My emergency kit includes a blanket, flares, and chocolate.

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

Submissive Sailor: that's why a submarine is always on bottom

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Is magnum a condom or an ice cream bar or do they do both

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

Women are always happy. If they are not, then they can only be witches. #burnem

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

I'm so single, if I win a trip for two, I'm going twice

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

why do people act like meeting people is so hard? just go to home depot in a crop top and ask what a hammer is

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

"Thick thighs do not save lives... 3 times out of ten that means you're fat and then you'll have a mild cardiac episode" - the butt doctor

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

I'm chill with beer, but i don't know if I'm 45 beers chill

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

cure for the 'rona: Flintstone Vitamins

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

i didn't know you had feelings #bernard

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

I'll have a whiteclaw for breakfast

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

so ur telling me there’s two birds and one of them is stoned

[cory @bumtendo]

goodmorning y’all

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

Im only in it for the butts, guys.

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

Little ladies and donuts are what I need in my life

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

The five second rule is wrong.
New rule: if it sticks it stays.

[FishBowl @JamesMcMackin]

Dating: it's a little prison