James Loy

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

@512brewing yo, is this party still happening today? Do you guys have rain cover?

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

@RollOnSushi yo dogg-- great sushi!

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Grim Reaper from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey for president--

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Lotta old white people commercials during the #DemDebate...river cruises and active investment management? #PartyOfThePeople

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Sanders LOVES weed

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Did Hillary leave the set to take a dump?

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

"It does take me a little longer" to deal with your shit.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I think @SenSanders closing statement will just be the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM end credits music. #DemocraticDebate

[farah brook @farahbrook]

"Anderson...it's obvious...I have a vagina!"

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Damn @andersoncooper, give @JimWebbUSA a sec to talk without an interruption.

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

I'm not sure who's winning the debate, but I think @andersoncooper is winning the "most confrontational" award. #DemDebate

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Filling up! #AoTATX

[James Loy @jamesmloy]

Colonel mustard on the boardwalk with a lead pipe @hopsandgrain

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Sorry, just got to say it one more time: John Boener is a smug, orange fuckface and I hate him more than...oh wait, Joni Ernst is coming on

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

BOOM! Oh FUCK YEAH! That was the smoothest, most presidential "fuck you" i've ever seen. #SOTU

[Travis Irvine @TravisIrvineUSA]

"No greater threat than climate change"... BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL MY CRIPPLING DEBT #SOTU

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Roger Goodell Ceremonially Pardons Turkey Accused Of Domestic Violence http://t.co/la4DVimwjb

[The Onion @TheOnion]

[American Voices] Ferguson Prosecutor: Cable News ‘Most Significant Challenge Encountered’ In Investigation http://t.co/VAOeLyl2dm

[Jarl Branning @Joe_Ha]

“@BCAppelbaum: Guns don't kill people. The 24 hour news cycle kills people.” 👀

[Zach Isbell @ZachRVA]

French Montana "if you a star I'm a whole planet" #dissfail #arappernotascientist