James Morris

26

[James Morris @jamesmorris808]

Happy birthday to the best friend I ever had. I'm not sure how life will be for me now but I'm glad you were a part of it. I love you man.

[Bulk Vanderhuge @flatearthjape]

The AT&T guy gripped my cart and said “prove it” when I told him I had AT&T

[leanne @toothgarden]

should i ask the stripper to be my girlfriend or let it develop naturally

[Bushposter @bushposter]

Type shit Mr. Squidward

[episode one @E1podcast]

donkey kong is a fool if he thinks wearing a tie will earn him respect

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how i sleep with the ac on knowing europeans cant

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[James Morris @jamesmorris808]

Happy 26th brother🎂

[j @bohojham]

coworker i’ve had a crush on for 2 years asked my friend out

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

and my girl got that 1%

[trap dad @dude_gang]

hosting a lean tasting at the traphouse

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

If my bf ever ordered a cider at the bar I would cheat on him

[fishious @fishquichee]

Your honor this isnt you

[xan @G59_Xan]

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

when i was 16 my grandpa died in a juju on that beat accident

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

i have a friend that gets airport beers after his flights