Angelo Toothpicks

I fancy beards, flannels, chopping wood, and Jesus Christ.

[Ryan Mathews @Ryan_POD]

a man who orchestrated some of the greatest drives in American history and Tom Brady

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

At peak season, brown bears can add up to four pounds of weight a day.

Bear 409 looks like she had no trouble with that. (Yes, this is the same bear. We’re screaming.)

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

Yankees should have went with #TheOpener. Starting pitchers just don’t work anymore

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Party Rock Anthem has the same bpm as Uptown Girl

[Todd Gurley II @TG3II]

Everybody😂

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

She holding this baby up like a prize trout https://t.co/1kVnDS5mtX

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

All 85 of mine have 1 dad.

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

Wtf

[known chiller @spughetti]

I’ve found my true calling

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

@kbrad05 😍😍😍

[Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1]

I present to you: the best burn of the #NLWildCard

[HEEE HAW⚪🇵🇸 @JukeGyte]

You want me to worship the devil? That hack who lost a fiddlin' contest to some guy in Georgia? Fuck off

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

He sound like kermit the frog off a couple 4lokos but buddy he can put the pigskin through a keyhole from 85 yards out

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

Bruh how you tweeting rn

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

@Mike_Hofmann She covers the Mets...what a joke

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

Get owned.

[Angelo Toothpicks @jamesontisch]

@DarthLux @Mike_Hofmann