James Waters

Worked in IT, property & education
Amateur musician
Wife and four children
Dog, cat, two rabbits
Like Wetherspoons, Lidl & Emmerdale

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@LChenlz I’ve a 2017 one in silver. Most beautiful device Apple ever made. I doubt we’ll see a new one though because it’s such a pig to repair.

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@ManUtdFan_80 I watch them with my mother-in-law. We don't take them too seriously. They're a bit of fun really, not The Sopranos.

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@emmerdale Kev's comedy gold. Like to see him making a prat of himself regularly. Next week, Kevin tries to play the trumpet / dive off a diving board / juggle?

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@EmmerdaleInside Who cares? Zero chemistry.

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@TonyCoffey15 Did I miss an episode where she binges in KFC for 22 minutes? Must have done.

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@MrDavid_885 Bear had his big story. And Dylan just stands around looking gormless. Not much range there.

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@TwellyWatcher Jodie stealing Mary's Choccy Crocodiles and Mary doing away with her is the outcome I'm holding out for. Make it happen, Corrie bosses!

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@SkyNews Awful. It's the details like the washing on the line. This could happen to any of us.

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@ListerLawrence 24mpg - impressive. Couldn’t get more than 17mpg from my Alfa 156 V6.

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@BBCSussex The policy Count Binface could have proposed to win in Clacton.

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@birty4306 Cain’s ‘problem’ keeping the lawns watered? 💦

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@Audz32129841 What is going on?!?

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@SoVeryBritish I was outside Aldi with the dog while my wife was shopping. Thought the fire alarm had gone off.

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@uncreativetom I was in Aldi when everyone’s phones went off. I couldn’t work out what it was.

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@anon_opin I hate the bloody things. My local church does it every Sunday and Wednesday. It just sounds crap. Sorry…

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@from_dove Filmhouse. Saw Terry Gilliam there in 90s. Sean at the Odeon, around the same time. Famous people hang out in Scotland. Prince Charles at the museum. Deal with it, doubters. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@SkyNews @joncraig Anyone spot the little dig at Alastair Campbell?

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@anon_opin He’s pretty much every dad that ever was. My kids just see him as me.

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@lovedropx "I know"

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@visitnorthyork What? That's the only way to start the day!