James Ross

[James Ross @jamessross]

While dreaming of an impending hurricane last night, my brain decided it would be better to switch the scenario to an impending plane crash

[James Ross @jamessross]

Trying to make a pot of coffee at work. Poured the new grinds into my cup instead of the filter, demonstating my need for coffee.

[James Ross @jamessross]

"I'm sorry, kiddo. Marshmallow Treasures is grownup food"

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Note to self: tablespoon is not the same as teaspoon

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Just had my nose picked by my child. She thought it was a hoot. Cant say I agree.

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@jphooper thats what the beard is for. If its soaked with my tears then I know its me.

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The cat and the baby's cry are starting to sound suspicious alike. I'm not sure which is mimicking which.

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My Christmas shopping is done. And it's not even Christmas eve. Ahead of the game this year.

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@jphooper didn't find out. I think I got distracted because I realized I couldn't remember a single bass line from any of their songs.

[James Ross @jamessross]

Had a dream where I was being chased by The Beatles. Only way to stop them was to sing the entire bass part of one of their songs.

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Mystery Machine just passed us on a flat bed. Wife refused to speed to catch up to take a picture. Some excuse about safety and our baby.

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Bottled water is a hot commodity at wegman's. Shelves were cleaned out.

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Nothin like cold meat balls for lunch...

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The answer to Final Jeopardy tonight was "Beavis and Butthead"...no one got it right... this makes me sad on so many levels

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Doing my part to launch curry into space #vindalunar #RedDwarfX http://t.co/XpuWWzlR

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Closed on the house. We are officially home owners.

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On our way to Seattle. I haven't seen 3am on this side of my day in years.

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Aaand back on. No half day at work....

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Power went out on our block in Webster.

[James Ross @jamessross]

Couple staring at the litter section asked me "Does this work?" Course it works. It's cat litter. What do you expect it to do?