jamie brubaker

Canada crocs and no hair.
Can’t miss me.

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Preach

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche I’ve been twice 🙃

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Brown eyed girl, come give me a hug if you’re into getting rubbed 🤷‍♂️🥲

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

I’m going to start tweeting now @jackpasche

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Yes they should. Do you want to send the email? Or should I?

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Chex mix

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Would they cry? Or throw up? Or both?

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

imagine giving takis to a caveman

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Thanks for reminding me Jakob😒

I’ll up your World Series of poker with two of my favorites:

1. The Little League World Series (where my inferiority complex was nailed to the coffin)

2. Shark week (where I exponentially grew my fear of the ocean/unknown/POINTY TEETH

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

Anyone else feel a sense of Comradery with the other piles of shit in the McDonald’s drive through line?

[Jack Pasche @jackpasche]

On any given day I either want to be a Benedictine monk, a 17th century Japanese peasant, a 3-star Michelin chef, Big Z from Surf’s Up, or a self-sufficient West Virginia mountain man and every day I wake up and am none of them

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Or big z

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Those are all the dream. Self sufficient West Virginia. Being number one

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@jackpasche Ja is on my fantasy team. One handed bob is getting his tailbone split off the opening tip #fuckcousy

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

Osmosis Jones was a good movie

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

Rudy Giuliani is dumpy and weird looking

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump banned from Twitter.

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

Who the fuck thought Of pop rocks

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

@JackHawley1 Luck to you big dog

[jamie brubaker @jamiebrubaker3]

Stop calling it the China virus you fucking shitbird