Jamie Budzick

Sentient sack of meat

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

The jersey I’ll be retiring in… signed by all the patients we have visited over the years who were battling cancer. @Cubs @LurieChildrens

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@nakedfoul Because it’s quarterly

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@morethescarier Yes please

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@EByner You are welcome, EB!

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@Steven_Hyden “Yucking someone’s yum” is a Nothing Burger!!!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Truly legendary run

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@mollyfleck @jmd5120 I think you mean Herbie Hancock.

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“Tonight, my heart is heavy. My foot, light.” - Lori Lightfoot

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@petersagal Because he lost his Edge

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@paulpierce34 Pierced Ears

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Hammering Watermelon White Claws to grieve. #RIPGallagher

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@ThatEricAlper In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

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@shengwangtime @NetflixIsAJoke Really great

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@kibblesmith

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@MerielMyers

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My nephew worships me.

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@harvilla Be Eric Metcalf.

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@harvilla You have to start with the Christmas videos to contextualize it.

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@parrygripp Narwal eating a bagel.

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@ScottAukerman Stop Tosserman