Jamie Bugner

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Jamie Bugner @jamiebugner]

#SplootSeason

[NYC Parks @NYCParks]

If you see a squirrel lying down like this, don't worry; it's just fine. On hot days, squirrels keep cool by splooting (stretching out) on cool surfaces to reduce body heat. It is sometimes referred to as heat dumping.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If that young man has Taylor’s scarf he should return it.

[Bexistential Dread @grayandrainbows]

@BudrykZack

[m @msnetik]

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

[Red Ball Market Global @thepwrofgod]

Wishing Bob Odenkirk doubles, no, triples good health

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

For the first 41 years of my life I thought that the lamps that genies came out of were some kind of weird teapot called a "lamp."

Turns out they're lamps.

[Caïna @cainalikehyena]

we are all dogs in god's hot car

[Jumaane Williams (@jumaane.bsky.social) @JumaaneWilliams]

Yea...wonder if they are testing and suspending athletes for traces of liquor including beer and wine 🤔

Yeah, that's what I thought. Sit down somewhere and let #ShacarriRichardson run

https://t.co/Mdwcml5tKI

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

First of all, I’m taller than her

[Rose Adams @rose_n_adams]

Who did this hahahaha

[dinosaur @dinosaurcouch]

weird that we call disappearing without explanation "ghosting" when sticking around longer than expected is like the defining characteristic of ghosts

[Monica Klein @MonicaCKlein]

.@RayForMayor & @ShaunDonovanNYC both think a home in Brooklyn costs $100K...

How can you fix the city’s housing crisis if you’re this oblivious?

[Jamie Bugner @jamiebugner]

I hope this means he gets more time with his breakfast crew. Happy retirement, Gene!

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Our beloved Gene Kelly is retiring after fifty years as a cameraman extraordinaire. We sent him out with some Crew Poetry https://t.co/WbFUkwxXUB

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Lady Gaga sing “Shallow” and make Biden do the Bradley Cooper part it’s what we need as a nation.