jamie qwan

I bid you farewell and good luck morons

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Love my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Greenock Telegraph @greenocktele]

Greenock thug fought nine police officers after boozy prosecco binge with his mum https://t.co/O4iQgwIEUI

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Art is supposed to mean something. Expression is being lost to cunts like Ed Sheeran. Guy who’d write a song in Klingon if he thought the audience was big enough. He’s a fucking dobber and his music has always been shite

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

The music industry used to be full of artists who saw pain and suffering in the world and wrote songs to challenge people’s views. Nowadays it’s just happy go lucky slop designed to make money. Regurgitating an old song and adding a dance beat behind it and switch a lyric or two

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

My FM senses are tingling. I’d have signed most of these haha

[Hassan Al-Gaib @rory_cfc]

Celtic deadline day signing bingo!

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Duran getting all the plaudits from last night and rightly so, he was amazing.

Colby Donovan was my man of the match. Unbelievable from the wee man

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Just thinking about Tom Rogic

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

✍️🇪🇬 We are delighted to announce the signing of Egyptian international winger, Haissem Hassan from Real Oviedo on a four-year deal with the option of a further year, subject to international clearance.

Welcome Haissem 💚

#WelcomeHaissem | #CelticFC🍀

[Sam Steffanina @SamSteffanina]

nintendo lawyers having an aneurism as we speak

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

If a foreign state (supposed ally) is interfering in our elections then surely it’s in public interest to know why they’re doing it?

[The National @ScotNational]

EXCLUSIVE: The UK Government has blocked the release of files on a shadowy Israeli firm caught meddling in the Scottish parliament elections 🚨

Downing Street cited an exemption that allows documents to be withheld if they would 'prejudice relations' with another state

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Genuinely feel I like cheetahs would love me if they just gave me a chance.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The female cheetah calls the male cheetah to come to her side, and the result...

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

There’s something so beautiful about just eating slices a ham right oot the packet

[前田 大然 Daizen Maeda @M_daizen_1020]

Thank you Celtic. Hail Hail 💚🤍

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Been slowly but surely radicalising ma maw into socialism. It’s been a long journey from her believing we’re governed by lizard people but we’ve almost made it

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

Oaft we’ve signed some cunt

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🇨🇴✍️ We are delighted to announce that Camilo Durán has joined the club on a five-year deal, subject to international clearance.

Welcome to Celtic, Camilo 💚

#BienvenidoCamilo | #CelticFC🍀

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

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[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Watch Kay Burley's bizarre interjection as a call is made for Epstein's victims to come forward

[jamie qwan @jamiec0wan]

All that for a rapist btw