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okay, is anyone mad at me?

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

these streets need me

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

People always say they want kids, little do they know I’ve been watching Encanto since Saturday…

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Think I’m gonna start tweeting about being a mom because that shit is funny af

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Managed to pull an ab muscle shoveling snow today... good to know I still have those but, Jesus Christ I am out of shape

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Once my doctor lets me get Botox in my hands so they finally stop sweating... it’s over for you hoes

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Nothing like being 22 and having your parents yell at you to go to bed before 11 pm

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

@tomandmartys Marry me in that cardigan

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

whoever is reporting my insta... pls stop im fragile.

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Can’t have a bad hair day when ur ugly !!

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

No baddies on the train today... sad day to be an nyc commuter !

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

First time in awhile that I can say I remember the 21st night of September and I’m upset about it.

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

I know for a FACT that for the next two weeks my hands aren’t gonna be clammy soooooooo... who wants to start dating me?

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

@eriicalexxandra Wow fire for me

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@kylelaw24 Brb gonna go do some more embarrassing things in my love life so I have more stories for good luck !

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

A coffee places sells alcohol... AND YOU THINK IM ORDERING COFFEE? grow up.

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

How bad are my Sunday scaries? I just told MK I’m gonna open up a Roth IRA tomorrow....

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

Lets be real, things haven’t “gone my way” since 2005

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

@eriicalexxandra @JetBlue @FlySWISS 😳😳😳
You know what? Looks like a good day for a swim !

[jamie @jamiecarroll_]

@eriicalexxandra Hey! @JetBlue Please help out my friend! She’s trying to start a new chapter in her life and she just needs a little “lift!”😉😂✈️

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@antonysimos_ Your entry wasn’t selected

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Just get nicer at it dawg