JCVC

Storyteller. Animal lover. Horse shoe tournament winner. Sarcasm is my love language.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

What’s with the “never brushed my hair” trend in women right now—and how do you get it? Y’all going on hayrides before work or what?

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

What is up this button up vest trend for women? Y’all out there looking like Aladdin.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

What’s with women wearing every ring they own? Y’all are out there looking like Steven Tyler.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@mrBobbyBones we can hear y’all talking under the song!!

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

suggestion for the golf: if u quit using the little car you'd get tired earlier and it wouldn't have to be so long. this is why other sports don't use CARS I THINK. please consider

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

If I had a dollar for every time I pulled up next to a man picking his nose at a stoplight— I would have $1748.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

After I convinced this insane child to go back to sleep, she TRICKED me into looking ONE MORE TIME with the overhead light on. Guess what? Didn’t find it. Then she says, “ mom, the light is on! I already sleeped. It’s wake time now.” If I find the ball, I’m bringing it back.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

Thank you, Pediatric Dentist, for giving my child a tiny pink bouncy ball as a prize. I’ve been up since 5:40am looking for the missing “prize” with a flashlight.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

2022: Where the need to use the restroom is apparently greater than the need to get off your speaker phone conference call in an office public restroom. 🤮

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@mrBobbyBones @RadioAmy women’s feet are known to grow a half to a while size while pregnant and many of them do not go back. Why does this seem so impossible to the doctor?!

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

I love when Facebook warriors start sharing what needs to happen in the Ukraine. Really, Linda? Thursday you weren’t sure what to do when your garbage collection was pushed back a day.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

Titan Uppppppp! #letsgoboys

[Austin-Bergstrom International Airport @AustinAirport]

IYKYK 🍖 ✈️

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@MisterLebowski And an energy drink in the cup holder

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

I’m going to pass on the trend to wear rings on every finger. That used to be a sure sign that someone was from Robertson County.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@ProducerEddie y’all should have one in the building! #AED

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@ProducerEddie it only works if their heart is fluttering. If there is no rhythm, it won’t work. Basically if they are gone, you can’t bring them back with the AED.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

Shout to everyone who has ever crawled around on all fours looking for a dropped paci in a pitch black room. If you do it without whisper cussing, we can’t be friends.

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@TimsNeighbor Just a 👍🏻

[JCVC @JamieClairity]

@TimsNeighbor @keltothelean “We’ve made it so much easier. Log in on your computer to fill out all the forms. Then download our app on your phone, so we can send 6494 appointment reminders and you can check in! Then you can check in again when you arrive and again when you get to the desk. It’s so easy!”