jamie

Guess what?

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

They picked Les Mis—a musical about standing up to tyranny.

They protested you at your own event and you were too stupid to get it.

[jamie @jamieflipped]

@LaneyBunce "Sorry the truth isn't original enough for you"

-Nicky

[jamie @jamieflipped]

"I'm tired of mediocre white women"

-Nicky re Taylor swift

[jamie @jamieflipped]

time changed and now i'm no longer scared of my twenty's

[jamie @jamieflipped]

man I hope no one steals this idea and enacts it in the next couple months...

@RalphsGrocery @TJoesOfficial @WholeFoods

[jamie @jamieflipped]

bet you could make a killing selling eggs in cartons of 2 and 4 @ Big Grocery

[jamie @jamieflipped]

bet you could make a killing selling eggs in cartons of 2 and 4 @ Big Grocery

[jamie @jamieflipped]

"If i owned a pho restaurant i would call it Pho King."

- coworker Jean

[jamie @jamieflipped]

i take @SouthwestAir when i go home so i can check a bag to smuggle @Teddie_PB from massachusetts to california and replenish my stash.

Just saying there's immense potential to be had in a collab between southwest and teddies.

[jamie @jamieflipped]

Nothing like watching a good ol' game of american football with a knife in one hand and a jar of @Teddie_PB All Natural Smooth Peanut Butter in the other. MILAJOTANSPB (Man I Love A Jar Of Teddies All Natural Smooth Peanut Butter)

[jamie @jamieflipped]

out of all the things ever i think headlamps are in the top 15 at least

[jamie @jamieflipped]

FYI i never stopped

[jamie @jamieflipped]

i’ve started reading “sorry” in a Canadian accent in my head

[jamie @jamieflipped]

true financial freedom looks like being able to ask for “one of everything” at your local hardware store

[jamie @jamieflipped]

this an URGENT request. Looking to find someone ASAP. Open to all leads

[jamie @jamieflipped]

need to find someone who can regularly give me stats like “annual personal broccoli intake in pounds”

[jamie @jamieflipped]

need to find someone who can regularly give me stats like “annual personal broccoli intake in pounds”

[jamie @jamieflipped]

Started thanking people unnecessarily for things that don’t warrant thanks. Huge power trip.

[jamie @jamieflipped]

jimmy has been looked a little worse for the wear… maybe we should give him some PTO

[jamie @jamieflipped]

is jimmy fallon ok? Din’t forget to check in on your jimmy fallon.

[jamie @jamieflipped]

@adinact719 uhhhh

[jamie @jamieflipped]

a really good way to get booted off the internet is by making a snide comment about a Taylor Swift fan’s Spotify Wrapped

[jamie @jamieflipped]

@realTylerJ_ @VolvoCarUSA @volvocars @VolvoGroup thats messed up. Right the wrong! @VolvoCarUSA