Jamie Newton

[SubDiego @ArtyCurry]

A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.

[Maya @mayawatson]

Listen. The amount of mind Olympics Kamala has to do to not come across as angry, emotional, combative but also be firm, warm, honest, direct ...all while this mf’er is straight up lying and gaslighting her.

Whew. The strength and the talent of Black women.

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

Today my therapist said, “Unforgiveness can feel a lot like power” and fuck.

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

.@normalpeople is like 6 hours of playing Name That Emotion.

And I still wish I could watch it for the first time all over again.

[José Alonso Muñoz @munozjose]

Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.

[Ada Powers //☁️ @powe.rs @unknownmetric]

I get it: you're on lockdown. You're trying to do a lot with a little. It's hard to find joy in the midst of fear, depression, and austerity.

That's why it's time to learn about totwaffles. (thread)

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

Read this. Then FaceTime me to cry together.

[Jeremy C. Young @jeremycyoung]

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong.
https://t.co/AwE2cHIbeJ

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

...but my vagina still grows another spike every time I do.

[Carveth Rawlins @Carvethicus]

Elizabeth Warren said Bloomberg funded her opponent to get her unseated but it didn’t work. Mayor Pete looking at Mayor Bloomberg like he fucked up🤣 #democraticdebates

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

@JediofGallifrey You know you have to actually read the article too, right?

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

Appalling.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.

[Shea Swauger @SheaSwauger]

a Republican congressman compared the impeachment of Trump to the trial of Jesus, and said Jesus was treated better and it makes me wonder if he read the rest of the book #ImpeachmentDay

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

There’s a couple in their late 60s at the brewery, drinking beer, and eating their own homemade sandwiches.

#RelationshipGoals

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

@AmericanHatsLLC Thank you! Appreciate the love ❤️

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

I find men like Reps Ratcliffe, Wenstrup & Turner among the most problematic: guys who, when faced by brilliant, eloquent, indomitable wmn like Fiona Hill, literally LEAVE THE ROOM.

They refuse to even be in the same room as us if they can't feel superior. #ImpeachmentHearing

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

#NationalBossDay

[Jamie Newton @jamiefnewton]

@_ynjh Oh phuck no

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is almost no excuse for a member of Congress to have not read the whistleblower report by now.

It’s a few pages. This is literally our jobs.

If you don’t have the commitment to be here and do the work, cut your fancy fundraisers & make the time, or quit.

cc: @SenateGOP