jamie 🌻

gemma, that’s quite dramatic (he/him)

[jamie 🌻 @JamieFThomson]

press by cardi b but replace “press” with “stress” that’s where i am rn

[yuri @hanyuri167]

i hope the next person i date actually likes me

[tris 🍉 @trizzfilm]

i feel like this scene will go down in found footage history

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going:

1974-2016: 7 prime ministers
2016-2026: 7 prime ministers

I said it then. I’ll say it again.
It’s a shitshow.

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

“this is what a cornfield looks like henny”
“gagggg”

[Matt Deegan @matt]

Current jobs open here in the UK: Prime Minister, CEO of BBC News, James Bond and Doctor Who

[Lewis @_LewisLFC]

Unfortunately, the majority of the people that voted for this mess have seen their country crumble since and have chosen the man responsible for it as their saviour. You can’t beat generational stupidity, it seems.

[70̸3 @7_phi_3]

ラプラス🌊

[La antiderechita cobarde 🇪🇸🇪🇸 @Azotedespotas75]

2003: 36 ºC → "Antes a esto lo llamábamos verano"
2016: 39 ºC → "Antes a esto lo llamábamos verano"
2020: 41 ºC → "Antes a esto lo llamábamos verano"
2024: 42 ºC → "Antes a esto lo llamábamos verano"
2026: 44 ºC → "Antes a esto lo llamábamos..."
— ¡Que te calles ya, hombre!

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They should make prime ministers get into a little boat and row away from England when they resign

[Rachel ❀ | is buddiemaxxing @pastlovelrh]

i think americans forget how far north the uk actually is, london is at the same latitude at CALGARY, glasgow is the same as copenhagen. it is NOT normal for them to be having this kind of heat - at any point during the year

[crown @goldiescrown]

if you have a crush on me, you have to make it obvious. im very stupid

[Hikiko (I love you) @Cataclysm_02]

ampharos doodle sheet , meowwww

[Lavender @Lav_Muse]

I've been waiting a whole year to post this goodbye Starmer

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

they be in the uk prime minister office just playing musical chairs man

[remmie @asteraws]

pokemon bw

[Matt Crivelli @MattCrivelli]

For context on "why don't you Brits already have aircon when it's been around for 100 years", here's the latitude we're on.

[David @Zero_4]

🚨 10 years ago today, the UK voted to become the first country in the history of mankind to impose economic sanctions on itself

[Maia @maiamindel]

obama if he wanted to resign as british prime minister uhhhhh let me be keir

[ᅠ ᅠ @greenvibe]

calm.