Jamie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Jamie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jamiek_5]

When your own mum doesn't even think you're good looking 🙃

[𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖝𝖌𝖊 🧙‍♂️🔮 @realjuanruocco]

MORITE DE NUEVO VIEJA PUTA

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

And after all,
You’ve won fuck all.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

GOOOAAAALLL SCOTLAND! Super John McGinn scores the opener!

#HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup

[C @_CM_67_]

Hahahahahahahaha

Unlucky big boy @CllrTKerr

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Here are the facts as laid down by Derbyshire:
1) Farage says he won’t run
2) crypto billionaire pays him £5mill
3) Farage U-turns and runs
4) Farage hides the donation
5) Farage announces if he wins the election he will slash capital gains tax for crypto firms

Same old same old

[The Receipts UK ♿ @david_hollas]

Malcolm Offord has pledged his MSP salary to the Badenoch Trust.
The Badenoch Trust has two trustees: Malcolm Offord, since 2007, and one other.
Last year the trust had a total income of £1,252.
His MSP salary would be approximately £72,000 a year.
He is pledging his public salary to a near-dormant charity he has controlled for 19 years.
Source: Charity Commission.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Green Party: “Israel should stop committing genocide”

British Journalists: “You vile racist antisemites!”

Reform: “we are going to open concentration camps for migrants”

British Journalists: “This is a bold new policy from the latest disruptive force in British politics.”

[L 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @InchOrInfinity]

It's all "spending my tax money on fags and booze" when it's about benefits but suddenly it's OK for overpaid MPs to drink on our money?

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

holy shit look at his jaw the man is zooted

[Del GM 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GM1872_]

The man that ended the allocation.

[Jamie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jamiek_5]

Same energy, hopefully same result

[Thomas Kerr MSP @ThomasKerrMSP]

We're seeing almost two pubs per week shut due to SNP and Labour policies.

It's unsustainable - we need to back our local boozers 🍻

Reform will always back Scotland's hospitality trade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[T𑀣ᑏI 🇦🇱🇺🇸 @RexKwonDo92]

The Pope is deeply suspicious of thinking machines and believes in desert power

[Jamie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jamiek_5]

As someone who lives a stones throw away from Stepford, there is certainly not plenty space to develop

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

Clyde in discussions with a view to move to Stepford Football Centre in Easterhouse.

Plenty space to develop and on a major road too.

They’ve been outside Glasgow since leaving Firhill in 1990

[243Cal 🇮🇪 @243_cal]

When the Middle East is stable, it takes 6 months for any drop in the price of crude oil to filter through to petrol station forecourts.
When the Middle East goes unstable, it takes 6 hours for the petrol station owners to whack up prices.
Weird how that works.

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

🚲 Outrageous.

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

I genuinely laughed out loud.

The same group that vote for these people don’t realise they’re doing everything in their power to make life more difficult😂😂😂😂😂

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

A wee swally!!🍺👍

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x