Jamie

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@VHarbinski @Rickyprep @davenewworld_2 Take the bible verse out of your bio. God would be ashamed of you and how you treat his children.

[F!&# It, We ball. @Mr_Alexius]

I'm here for a good time... not a long time love.

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@guymrdth San Junipero and Playtest are elite

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@Fxcktheproanas me when you’re a literal child, go outside 🥴

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@artificialnix or the girls who always joke about being 99% gay and 1% straight while only actually committing to relationships w/ men 🥱

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@artificialnix broooo sooo many bi girls constantly post about how gay they are but got stuck with their “cute gamer boyfriend 🥺”... as if they weren’t actively seeking or pursuing relationships with men and never date women 🥴 like okay do you want us to feel sorry for you or💀

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@MarisaKabas So many times!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Accidentally didn’t respond to any of the people I dearly love for 3 days

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Imagine wanting a child to stay in foster care as opposed to letting it be raised by two loving parents. And imagine the highest court in the land thinking this is a perfectly valid stance. Religion is a HORROR.

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@biminibabes Lesbians are fetishized by men, and straight girls use that to appeal to them. Let’s take lesbian porn as an example. It’s made for men and it’s one of the biggest categories on Pornhub. So yes, we can complain. And everyone else, if you’re an ally, needs to stop talking over us.

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@biminibabes Honestly, only WLW have a say in this. We’re tired of our relationships being sexualized for profit and to appear to the male gaze. We’re tired of the “sexy sleepover” stereotype. And there are too many lesbians who are upset for the rest of y’all to say it’s not a big deal.

[ً @kisssgirls]

cinema was invented 12 years ago

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

what texts from your fem gf look like

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@mitskiangst Back when Riverdale started out w/ the Betty & Veronica kiss Lili Reinhart and the cast so openly made fun of their queer fans and denied it was queerbaiting, I got into a fight with her about it 💀 Now homegirl is bi 🥴

[Júlia 🍒 ⋆˙⟡♡ @juliashephard_]

olivia rodrigo: and i'm so sick of seventeen, where's my fucking teenage dream?

me, a 22 year-old:

[🦋 @TheNayaJ]

If you’re the oldest sister, Happy Mother’s Day to you too! IYKYK

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@Uber_Support Still nothing. WHY is this process so difficult? It’s so frustrating. I have a clean record, can a human just look at my account and approve me so I can start delivering? This is unreal. Every other driver app signs you up in ONE DAY. Not MONTHS.

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@Uber_Support Your sign up process is absolutely awful. It’s been weeks and I’m still waiting for my vulnerable sector check to be approved, and there’s technical issues with my background check. I have a clean record, I should be driving by now. Other apps only take days.

[steven avocado @StevenAvocado]

Breaking: Vaccinated people can bring out the pink Lamborghini just to race with Chyna

[Jamie @jamienjoy]

@gemmahaywardd It’s knicky knicky (two knicky’s) nine door, I refuse to believe otherwise