Jamie

Writer/Host/Editor for @GurlDotCom...... Instagram: HeyJamie

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Hi, Gurl. 😁
Bye, Gurl. ☹️
WHY, GURL?! 😭

8 years... in 8 minutes. 😅 Let’s begin again, shall we? 💕 Link in Bio to full video!

https://t.co/vAyaJYw8By

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Not everyone lives to be 99. Seek the happy, choose to laugh first, and only hop on social media to cherish (or discover) the good things in life…

… like that time I got to watch Bob Saget crash a @BenFolds concert.

#RIPBobSaget

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

How are you making the most of your Quarantine New Year’s Eve? 🍾

Full Sketch:
https://t.co/KV7jByV2iM

#NYE2021 #NewYear2022 #NewYearResolution #NewYear #NewYearsEve #Covid_19

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Jungle Run is now available to rent online! 🎥🐍🍿 You couldn't ask for a friendlier or more professional cast and crew. We filmed this entire thing by land and boat in just six days 🤯

So proud to have been a part of this talented team 💕 #theasylum

https://t.co/tyTnkFw3JY

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

We got ourselves into a STICKY situation 😳

See why we’re *actually* covered in slime by renting “Jungle Run,” a ridiculously fun action movie from The Asylum now available to rent on most streaming platforms! 🎥🎬🍿

#Entertainment #Comedy #Actor #Audition #Casting #goop @goop

[I, Living Dead James @JamesFearX]

Jungle Run 2021

Another month, another @theasylumcc movie. I love watching these wierd, crazy ass monster movies while drinking.

#Horrorfam #Mutantfam
@Alyson_Gorske @JackPearson7
@jamiepetitto @Richard_Grieco

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Unfortunately, sometimes Fido has got to Fi-𝙜𝙤. 🐶👋

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Travel #PSA brought to you by the Cascade Loop Scenic Byway. Shot/edited by @voort3x. Written/Performed by yours truly 😝

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Influencer... or Nature's Flu? 🤔

I had so much fun writing/starring in this #CascadeLoop Scenic Highway PSA, which is making the rounds all around #WashingtonState 🌻

#RecreateResponsibly #OptOutside

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

What’s better than ONE Jamie?
😝😁😉

I can’t even tell you how much fun it was throwing on wigs and acting silly for @voort3x on behalf of the #CascadeLoop!

Stay tuned ✨

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

See also: Dog Therapist 🐶

(Full Video on Insta @ heyjamie)

#Cats #CatsOfTwitter #TherapistTwitter #Therapy

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

I booked a lead role in a feature film ✨

I can't wait to share all the details once I can share all the details. In the meantime, stay tuned for new comedy sketches!

📸: Catching a Siesta Key sunset after filming

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

I'm thrilled to officially join the select talent roster at @ActorsGroup! 🤩

The below reel of fave LA bookings was a lovely trip down memory lane, but I'm so ready to work hard for all the new on-screen moments I'll get to share with you. Stay tuned. 📺

https://t.co/MxY1QRxHFd

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Who knew winter had such a snowball effect?

#Frozen #Winter #TexasWinterStorm2021 #Antarctica #Comedy #ComedyVideo #snl

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Absolutely nothing can break the strong bond of women friendships. (Well, except maybe Devin.)

#ValentinesDay #GalentinesDay

Full Video:
https://t.co/sEmUVNcRDz
#SketchComedy #snl #LifeStories

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

That awkward moment when you put your Facebook friend through a post-vaccine interrogation 💉🧐

#COVID19 #vaccine

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

#QuarantineDay: The same day over and over... and over again. 😱

(Parody of the 1993 classic #GroundhogDay.)

Full Video:
https://t.co/0UOOj1pRyi

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

@jimmyfallon opening every recent @FallonTonight with “Welcome Welcome Welcome” and now sporting a checkered collared shirt? 🤔

Alright, y’all, I’m calling a @LastWeekTonight collab for its 2/14 premiere! 🤓

#LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver #FallonTonight #FallonMono

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

🎶Just MEME it, just MEME it 🎶

I wrote this little ditty so that we may never forget… how much time people had on their hands. 🤷‍♀️ #BernieMeme

@BernieSanders @SenSanders #Parody

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Having fun playing around with new sketch characters, a la @nbcsnl. Introducing... “THAT person.” 😬

(AKA the person who tells you it’s “tomorrow” instead of “tonight” because it’s past midnight 🤓)

Who knows someone like this?! 🤣

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

Who says your morning workout is in the gym? 😬

It can feel pretty hard to put on a happy face these days (especially when that smile is ultimately covered by a mask 😷), but I'm sending a virtual high five to all those out there who keep on trying anyway!

#COVID19 #Quarantine

[Jamie @jamiepetitto]

How are you making the most of your quarantine #NewYear?

Full video: https://t.co/pAaFOujtH5

#quarantine #comedy #sketch #snl @nbcsnl #covid #Covid_19