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[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

Homeowner: “Why is my electricity bill $4,800?”

Utility Rep: “$4,800?”

Homeowner: “For one month.”

Utility Rep: “That’s extremely high.”

Homeowner: “The house has been empty for six months.”

Utility Rep: “Are you sure nobody is staying there?”

Homeowner: “I’m positive.”

Utility Rep: “Let me check the meter history.”

Homeowner: “Please.”

Utility Rep: “There’s been heavy electricity usage every night.”

Homeowner: “Every night?”

Utility Rep: “Mostly between midnight and 5 a.m.”

Homeowner: “That makes no sense.”

Utility Rep: “Do you have a security system?”

Homeowner: “Yes.”

Utility Rep: “You may want to check the property.”

Homeowner: “I’m driving there now.”

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His relatives called me selfish, but I reminded them that traditions don't override ownership. I replaced the locks and told them to find another venue.

What would you have done?

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Five years after our divorce, I completely bought my ex-husband out of our beach house.

The property is legally mine, and I handle every expense.

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So when his family asked to hold their annual summer gathering there, my ex expected me to allow it because it had been their tradition for 18- years , I refused.

[Gold🤍🌚 @GOLDBABYO]

My realtor told me not to worry about the $40,000 in cash sitting on my kitchen counter, and that was the exact moment I knew something was wrong.

I was selling my late mother’s house, and the buyer had just finished the inspection. My realtor walked through the kitchen, saw the envelope, and immediately said, “You need to put that somewhere else before they come back.” I laughed and said, “Why? It’s my money.”

[Skyler @S_k_y_l_e_rr]

Two guys wrecked my thick body

Hi Slūtty confessions community,

I’m a divorced mom of two. I’ve got a thick, curvy body (not fat!) that I feel very comfortable in, and I’ve always been pretty open-minded when it comes to sexuãlity and nudity.
I’ve been feeling a little lonely lately, so last Friday my friends finally convinced me to go out with them. I honestly couldn’t remember the last time I’d had a proper night out, and apparently I needed it more than I realized.

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The Costco employee told me I was stealing from the store, so I asked him to check the receipt in his hand.

I had just paid $286 for groceries when the employee stopped me at the exit. He looked at my receipt, looked at my cart, and said, “Ma’am, you need to come with me.”

I said, “Why?” He pointed at a box of diapers sitting underneath the cart. “Those aren’t on your receipt.” I pulled out my receipt and showed him the diapers were clearly listed.

[Skyler @S_k_y_l_e_rr]

Making love with my senior colleague and corporate clients friends

I'm single, being very positive to my kink of older guys , I am exploring it from very young age,

I started working as intern and then as personal assistant to my senior colleague and also as sales representative

[Skyler @S_k_y_l_e_rr]

Wife and I having sex next to sister in law

In my late twenties I used to live abroad and my gf (now wife) stayed at home, which at the time for her was a room in a shared flat with no living room. We would try and see each other as much as we could but still sometimes it would be three months or more before we could. One time I came back early to surprise her and her sister was staying with her for a bit, I love her sister we get on really well but GF and I hadn't seen each other for months and so naturally wanted to rip each other's clothes off but with Alice (sister) there we obviously felt we couldn't.

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My roommate moved my bed while I was at work, and when I asked why, she said, “Because my boyfriend needs more space.”

I stared at her. “Your boyfriend doesn’t live here.” She shrugged and said, “Not officially.”

That was the first time I realized how much of our apartment had quietly become his.

[😋😁 @jamiereeseee]

My wife and mother-in-law abandoned my eight-year-old daughter bleeding in our driveway at midnight then told me she was “not our problem anymore.” They thought I was seven hours away with no way to help. They didn’t know my brother was about to uncover the one thing that could

[😋😁 @jamiereeseee]

And whoever did it had made one mistake. They left behind proof they never expected me to find. Type FOLDER and I’ll continue.

[😋😁 @jamiereeseee]

My wife and mother-in-law abandoned my eight-year-old daughter bleeding in our driveway at midnight then told me she was “not our problem anymore.” They thought I was seven hours away with no way to help. They didn’t know my brother was about to uncover the one thing that could

[😋😁 @jamiereeseee]

And beside it was something that made my hands start shaking again. A key. The kind that opened the locked office drawer where I kept every important document from our family. Someone had searched my house. Someone had been looking for something.