burnt pizza

[burnt pizza @jamiergregorio]

listen here thief

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the open bar where i will finally learn restraint

[a @ambrielrm]

boy math is being scared that women are gonna use u for money that u don’t have

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

LET HIM ENJOY BASEBALL

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

fucking typical. so sick of men

[trash jones @jzux]

“you’re gonna regret getting all those tattoos” they will surely pale in comparison to the other things i will regret

[rosie @crookedcourses]

oh my god i wish i was going into 4th grade

[hattie @scrapbookhattie]

did mdma by myself last night trying to heal my inner child and the only life-changing realisation i had was that Fireflies by Owl City is the best song of all time

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

i wanna party with king julian so fucking bad

[burnt pizza @jamiergregorio]

thank u elon for ruining my color coded app pages

[maddi @mischiefmaddied]

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

[burnt pizza @jamiergregorio]

shut the literal fuck up dawg i was a polly pocket girl ALL THE WAY over barbie if they’re making a polly pocket movie i’ll have reached eternal peace

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

When the I can’t get the cap off scene played I knew the movie was a hit

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

unfortunately if 'i can see you' had been on the original speak now it would have been used for a pretty little liars scene between aria and ezra

[Daisy Jones @daisythejones]

i don't think "therapy speak" actually comes from therapy tho. it comes from online. i've literally never had a therapist use words like "toxic" and "trauma dumping" in a session lol

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[❤️‍🔥maya❤️‍🔥 @chaosrevelry13]

and i backflip to December all the time