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I really like a Big Mac.

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They should make pickled onion flavour Hula Hoops.

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@pullovergirl You look a bit like Hazel O’conner.

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Everyone calm down, I’ve got a spud in the oven.

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@mental_nigella_ Or he’s shit himself.

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The first Neanderthal ‘Ed’ really looks like Sean Bean.

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@julieprunes Thank you. x

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Just done 7 sneezes in a row. Do I win a prize now?

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@julieprunes Thank you. xxx

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@juliemac1000 I thought that was a pig’s bumhole.

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I just got cramp in my index finger whilst cleaning my glasses. Getting older is a right laugh.

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@kegster12002 Fair played to him. My ex wife was far prettier than I deserved.

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Who gives a Fuck if a bloke marries a mixed race woman? She’s stunning and he’s ginger. Punching above his weight, to be honest.

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@Slouloulou Nothing. I love ginger girls. They normally have a more expressive personality. I just don’t get why the press has beef with it.

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@auntyshmooo I’ll not try that just yet.

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Day goodness knows what of vomiting and shits. I’m concerned I have amoebic dysentery.

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@TittyMalone Oh I agree. I just don’t get all of the knit picking criticism.

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@pullovergirl I know. It’s a really good rendition.

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@CharCinnamon88 I’m aware I’m no hunk but I’m not in the eye of the media to be criticised.

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@clairabellejp Oh I am trying, just water and trying to keep paracetamol down for my temperature. I’ll be ok. xx

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@auntyshmooo Excellent!