Jamie Smith

Loveable Scamp, inspirational leader, writer @NUFCTheMag, host of The Mag podcast, father to three little uns. Mainly #NUFC @bigjimwinsalot.bsky.social

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Landmark moment in life for Blake’s first game #NUFC 3 #EFC 2 - what a game for your first match! #NEWEVE

[The Mag @NUFCTheMag]

Imagine if Newcastle 3 Everton 2 was your first ever game - My 4 year son will never forget this... #nufc https://t.co/WkK4A3PMxv

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@dank_ackroyd Je suis Cath

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@NE5westend @northumbriana I had no idea either of the rhubarb and custard effect or that they were sponsored by the Riddler in 1901

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@StillToon @RichySouthern @a_lister2 Me either. Is it AI or something? I know all the words but the way they’re randomly spliced together confuses me

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@manxpie86 Bumbaclarts.
Could be worse, it could have been the baldy you went for

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@CraigHope_DM @Pooliemags1Ttv Could do worse than going strong at Millwall, who have 13 players out and West Ham at the weekend.

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@PercyArmsDisco *onside autocorrect you pervert

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@PercyArmsDisco I always think this stupid routine allows the oppo to prime a press and counter because they’re all inside

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@manxpie86 Just come specifically to see who you’d chosen for this treatment- bit of a dilemma tbf

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@kendallrowanx It’s because there’s plenty of dark arts shithousibg in the Prem, but most of it involves drawing a slight contact and selling it. They were just chucking themselves over off the ball and the idiot ref kept going for it. Like football Italia in the 90’s

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@NUFCIrving1010 This is actually not as bad as at least two incidents of #AFCB players throwing themselves down theatrically off the ball and the crooked ref buying it (Wissa and Pardo attacks). At least Scott draws the contact here and buys the foul #NUFC

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@NUFCThreatLevel It means they didn’t score any make believe goals to go along with the no real goals they scored

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@InnTooned Cheers for the acknowledge cos most people happy to dispute this cos it was hot at half time in level 7

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Misjudged the cold and that’s me down £100 in the club shop. Check the forecast before marauding out of the house #NUFC fans!

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@SamuelJ40630175 It was 35 degrees in Sharm El Sheik but I wasn’t in either of them places

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How come, with the Premier League being the best league in the world, three teams are ditched every year for not being good enough but referees are consistently retained despite Ross like today and mini games about staying in the centre circle? #NUFC

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In a week Premier League referees are under more scrutiny than ever, up steps Rob Jones with a pathetic performance. #NUFC

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This like. Taking a kid to the game is an absolute social experiment in how people can be utterly crap. #NUFC

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

Also, you have to be a special fucking breed to drive down barrack road and Chinatown on match day and beep your horn at people in the road, absolute spastics

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@cyp_toon Nowt new

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@ncjxooskeke Truth bomb this. Was just trying to keep them happy while I got in for the half price beers. Backfire

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@CarloCharlton Assume wrong

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@GrahamScott2026 Not in the Gallowgate mate and not at 11am