Barack Ollama, Esq.

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

She is all of us.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

RFK Jr. complains that teenagers today don’t have enough sperm

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

@icreatelife Invite please.

[The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy]

Me, whenever anyone cites "public health guidelines" these days: oh no it looks like you've misspelled "eugenicist propaganda".

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

They're too young to remember when Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace for $12bn then sold for $35m or when Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1bn and sold it for $3m.

Personally I just want everyone to end up back on Freenode and LiveJournal.

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

I'm already writing about this, but like in internet dinosaur it is weird to see people overplay Twitter's relevance now when pre this buyout we were already calling this a hellsite & looking at the door.

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

@NickSacco55 @datadzif @HilaryGreen77

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

Black dynamite

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

Some suggestions:

Blankman.
City of God.
American Psycho.
Trainspotting.
Friday.
Tropic Thunder.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

one of my favorite bits of lincoln polemic is when he notes that the slaveholding south’s grievance isn’t that the free north won’t leave them alone, or won’t promise non-interference, but won’t affirm that slavery is a good thing”

[Justin Brown @jabberwokkie77]

@oneunderscore__

[Kelly Weill @KELLYWEILL]

@oneunderscore__

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

@oneunderscore__ @NickBaumann

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

@oneunderscore__ Timely

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

Honestly who is trusting a guy named Wormley though.

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

How you know he did well:

In the aftermath of World War I the FBI began investigating Garvey’s activities, looking to deport him as an undesirable alien. He was the cause for the FBI to recruit its first Black Special Agent James ‘Jack’ Wormley Jones.

https://t.co/k3rofwIvYN

[Wayne Chen @wcchen]

Marcus Garvey's Universal Negro Improvement Association (UNIA) largest and most widespread Black movement in world history; 1920s, had two million members and sympathisers, 1,000 chapters in 43 countries and territories, including Africa.
https://t.co/XQ7WCp3WvV

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

Frame this joke and put it in the Louvre.

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

That Phantom ride better when you beatin' all the odds,
That liquor taste taste better when you beatin' all the frauds,
Got dealt a bad hand but you still play your cards,
That's when you really real when you really live your bars,
And yeah, that's on God and the rest is on me.

[Barack Ollama, Esq. @jamiewitter]

Diamond in the rough, you see that boy done glowed up.

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

Generative AI this, generative AI that, how about you generate some revenue