james 🐀

revolving restaurant fan

[seira 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬 @lha2tham]

how do we suspend this account

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

It’s been such an joy to watch this for the last 22 years

[G_mble @G_mble9]

Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

These all pale in comparison to my favourite Haaland depiction

[osmarks @osmarks1]

@deepfates You fool. You utter buffoon. Your clever "hashmap" might provide O(1) accesses, but inserts are only amortized O(1). If I subject you to a continuous stream of jokes, you will be forced to pause for O(n) time at inopportune times to resize it. This is why I use a B+-tree.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Hahahaha

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

“They’re booing the hydration break… deploy the emergency mr brightside.”

[Gav @afgavinstan]

This is what it's all about, unreal

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I went on a job interview for a Senior SWE role.

They asked me about my experience with Kafka.

I told them how in “Metamorphosis” someone can lose their worth in others’ eyes the moment they stop being useful. It’s a chilling reminder of how fragile our sense of belonging can be when it relies on productivity instead of humanity.

I told them how in “The Trial” he describes the helplessness of confronting institutions that feel arbitrary, unaccountable, and impossible to navigate. The randomness of a giant system can crush your soul. Our brains can’t handle overwhelming inconsistency.

I told them how in “The Castle”, we learn that seeking an approval from an unreachable authority is a trap. If you spend your life chasing validation from humans who don’t care, you’ll end up feeling stuck. The pursuit consumes more than the reward it gives.

I didn’t get the job. The market is tough.

[arb8020 @arb8020]

> hey man my fireball spell keeps fizzling out into a ember
> have you tried setting MAX_MANA_UTILIZATION=0.95
> yeah that wasn't it
> try IZZET_AF32_OVERRIDE=0, the new wand defaults to A16 so ur getting downcast to a cantrip
> holy shit

[Girl @poseyves]

mannnn connections is weird af today

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

This is how you know we're in a recession

[james 🐀 @jamjar919]

my main question is what on earth is the “escape room” genre

[james 🐀 @jamjar919]

it gets worse every year

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

bro is hitting the halo reach armor lock

[suzanne @TheTrashbang]

it's just good practice

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

UPDATE: Dollars were not, in fact, being sold for 80 cents

[I’m calling in a Greyhawk Thom 🪶 @thom_weights]

Three idiots: bumbling around the woods with film cameras, arguing with each other.

The Blair Witch: