Jammit O'Reilly

[Jammit O'Reilly @JammitOReilly]

@nw_nicholas I read the headline as meaning 2014 was the last time he missed it, but not particularly impressive whichever way you read it. 🤷‍♂️

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Google 6 7 and see what happens.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

I didn't believe my wife when she said she'd joined a Moroccan tribute band for The Monkees. And then I saw her Fez.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Jammit O'Reilly @JammitOReilly]

@wayneharrispfc Is it Fenwick back right?

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

Soccer? It's a quintessentially English word, and here's why ...

https://t.co/AhvEDLrkQA

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Brioche is just cake in denial; it turns into soggy mush at the first sight of grease and has no right to ruin a good burger. Ciabatta is superior - supportive chassis with great compression to keep contents in. Tastes better too. Fuck brioche

[Tim @Tim_Milts]

I guessed orange, but it was chocolate.
I guessed toffee, but it was peanut.
I guessed strawberry, but it was coffee.
I was wrong on so many Revels.

[Graham A @graham1A]

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there.
Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄
#NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

[AuthorJ&M @JandMo]

Today's resurrection is from 2006:

[John Rentoul @JohnRentoul]

Breaking news: crime not rising https://t.co/cNcafnv7Xb

[Jammit O'Reilly @JammitOReilly]

@HancockAnalysis Any thoughts on Devlin moving back into midfield? Physically strong, good in the air for his size, an eye for goal.

[Jammit O'Reilly @JammitOReilly]

@RossArnottITV @BristolCity @itvwestcountry Is that the same Clive Whitehead who played for Pompey in the top flight about ten years later?

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

In a rare moment of self awareness Tice posts a new profile pic with his pants on fire. (This is not a spoof, it's real)

[JukeBox @JukeBoxNonStop]

No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live! #TalkTalk

[Jammit O'Reilly @JammitOReilly]

@forwardnotback Think the views were better at QA, but the food definitely looks better up in London 😊

[Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen]

13 years ago today. Never forget those who saved this football club, never forgive those who conspired to destroy it. #Pompey