jamsaltifyouwill

professional complainer and whiny bastard

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

it’s technically “jam’s alt” not “jam salt” but the latter is funnier.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@LarryBundyJr the british heart foundation trying to pawn off a plate that would cause heart attacks just by looking at it. i smell a conspiracy brewing.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

yeah but what if i'm a massive narcassist though

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many quote retweets could've honestly just been replies

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@mrmikeMTL i are a huming bean 👍

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

funny thing about pensioners complaining about bus prices being frozen at £2 again is the fact they in the uk they literally get the bus for FREE, and they get it often. dawg we still gotta pay, but your ageing ass can wave around your bus pass whenever you want.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

absolutely goliath task and will likely never happen because they'll need to wrestle the rights off disney, but omg imagine how funny it would be if they pulled this off.
club penguin was the goat, and everyone in the comments of this post need to fucking chin up for once

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇬🇧 WATCH: UK Labour MP Gordon McKee says he will raise bringing back Club Penguin in Parliament if his TikTok gets 200,000 likes

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@GameStalgiaX sony killed the vita. still play mine though because i loved it regardless even back then, plus it's a indie game haven. you can play stardew valley and binding of isacc on it, mental shit.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@BoundaryBreak easy, just stop buying new games!
50+ years of history and we only focus on the new stuff (which most of the time is just repackaged old games again. looking at you ocarina of time switch 2 remake).
only exception to the rule is indie stuff, but you can't ignore the classics man.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

it's like woolworths all over again.
r.i.p game. i remember getting crash nsane trilogy at launch from there.
i think i also bought the last guardian with a steelbook case. could never get past the tutorial, go figure.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

bruv if i was prime minister and i got the same "stop the boats" shit istg i'm tying all yo asses to a raft and sending you out in the middle of international waters with no food, no shelter, just nothing.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

bruv does more for this country than literally anyone sat in the house of commons

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨BREAKING: Larry the Cat caught a mouse on day one of being reappointed Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office

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[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@magnusschaft norway vs england was hard to watch because i love both teams equally. you did well, congrats on coming 5th :) as for the camera thing, that was bad from us but as far as i'm concerned the stupid thing shouldn't have obstructed the pitch to begin with 🇧🇻🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@PLynchado i just want you to know you were never alone my friend 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍻🇧🇷 we've disliked them for a long time and now the world knows our struggle. wish we got to play you.

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

@StokeyyG2 why does fernandez have such a long neck in that photo? like bro u aint haaland g give it up 😂

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@Lekhanh20100 @hirosafir_ ooh that's a good shout actually 🇻🇳

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@JustADude7707_ @hirosafir_ we should have played you guys! your team got ROBBED straight up. i'm disappointed that england wasn't able to avenge you but hopefully one day our teams will meet and we can give you an actual football match 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤝🇪🇬

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@SEFutbol you lads picked up where we left off and made football history. that second star is rightfully yours mi amigos 🇪🇦🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[jamsaltifyouwill @jamsaltinnit]

no bellingham, no haaland, no kane, and no yamal sets but this little prick has two? man, missed oppurtunity from lego.

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@chiavarsibomber @hirosafir_ certo! 🇮🇹 italy is awesome i'd love to come visit

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@nanaminatozakis @hirosafir_ lmao i AM english dawg 😂 we didn't win the world cup but we DID win that rugby match though lmao. that counts for something right?