Valdemar Jakobsen

professional geek, classically trained tenor, coffee geek, cyclist, golfer and squash player. CISO @Tobruk10

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

@DAIEvolutionHub Some of us were doing this on engagements 20+ years ago…

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵

1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

[1Password @1Password]

We’re thrilled to announce that 1Password has acquired @Kolide. 🎉

Kolide is the leading solution in device health and contextual access management making it easy for businesses to meet the rising security challenges of the modern workforce.

Learn more: https://t.co/DHEFwqyErz

[Tom🌶\(^-^)/🌶 infosec.exchange/@tomlawrence @TomLawrenceTech]

"The cybersecurity reality we live in now is teenagers are running around in organized crime gangs with digital bazooka’s. They probably have a better asset inventory of your network than you, and they don’t have to wait 4 weeks for 38 people to approve a change request for patching 1 thing."

If you think that patching critical public facing infrastructure within 24hrs is not a realistic goal then tell me why!

Despite all the security awareness we have here in 2023, all the new fancy tools we have, and all the celebration of coordinated government take downs of threat actor groups, cybercrime gangs are still on the rise hitting more companies and making more money than ever this year.

You need to be able to identify and patch something like CitrixBleed within 24 hours — if you cannot, there is a very real possibility it isn’t the ideal product fit for your company due to the level of risk it poses, and you need to rethink if the architecture and look for a solution you can manage.

The LockBit ransomware group has assembled a strike team to breach banks, law firms and governments and I don't see this stopping anytime soon.

Follow this link for Kevin Beaumont's @GossiTheDog deeper dive into the topic:
https://t.co/uQsyDp4ALD

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

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[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Hospitals have different priorities to InfoSec… sentinel events.

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Next up at #Crikeycon — “How to Hack a Hospital” by Grant Lockwood

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

“If you ever have to work a hospital engagement, take a pharmacist along” (to decipher the doctor’s writing) — G-lock

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

“China loves Java. I should get that on a t-shirt!” — @inversecos #CrikeyCon

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

The room is totally packed for Lena Lau @inversecos and her talk “Inside the Persistent Mind of a Chinese APT” #CrikeyCon

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Good presentation by JP Haywood and Cam Sternsdorf, “Doin it for the kids” #CrikeyCon https://t.co/Gz4UmlIk4M

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Final recommendations for managing document metadata.

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

“73% of CEOs admitted to taking and using IP from previous employers — Kristine Sihto, during “Paper Cuts - Stop the Bleed” #CrikeyCon @TinkerInk

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Final recommendations on managing metadata.

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Final slide with other resources from Jasmine in her Applying First Nations Philosophy to Cyber Security Strategies talk #CrikeyCon

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

A pretty interesting read — JSwarm: A Jingulu-Inspired Human-AI-Teaming Language for Context-Aware Swarm Guidance is a pretty cool read https://t.co/Sf9Z1UYN5O #CrikeyCon

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Good recommendations on fostering talent and diversity in Applying First Nations Philosophy to Cyber Security Strategies by Jas at #CrikeyCon

[Valdemar Jakobsen @jamver]

Hello #CrikeyCon VIII!!!