Jan Ackerson

I've written a book of the tiniest stories ever--each one has only 100 words. Stolen Postcards, October 2016

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@MerriamWebster Also conscientious

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@MerriamWebster Unnecessarily

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@Knothead9620 It’s Michigan.

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@_nomadic_soul B. Love, no exceptions

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@_nomadic_soul Yes

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@MeAndKitties Outlander

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@HelenEPaynter Oh, no!

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@CatherineMcNiel The whole concept of eternal conscious damnation.

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@JoJoFromJerz Miracle Whip

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@caithuls Outlander
The Americans
The Leftovers
The Detectorists

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@davidleavitt Klinger do not know how to spell the word

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@Fawful81 Yes, when being casually witty or sarcastic.

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@sarajcox Too damn fat.

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@joncoopertweets Whichever way fits the drawer or cupboard they’re going into.

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@WNDU Redamak’s in New Buffalo

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@goodhairperson This is the only way it makes sense to me. The way you’re suggesting would squeeze the juice upward, instead of down into whatever you’re squeezing it onto/into. Putting the cut side down increases the amount of stuff pushing into the juicy part—both the device and the rind.

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@DougWorgul Same

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@TygerSongbird Yes.

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@transvangelical The sun of Sodom was so beautiful and I think I should be there.

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@TimDownie1 All human beings are of immense worth.