Jana Persijn

| uo grad | instagram: @janameeps |

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Michelle when she sees Matt come out with that beard:
#TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

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hey siri, add the emma crawford coffin races and festival to my bucket list

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the fine line between feeling safe because my dog will hear if someone breaks in and feeling unsafe because she perks up at any/every sound no matter the decibel🙂

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went to type “exact” but my fingers uncontrollably typed “exhausted” instead and that pretty much says it all

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my dog is sleeping on my chest and I deadass just swallowed a sneeze so I wouldn’t wake her

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got a bandaid tanline because I am an idiot

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@Chinagetyonumba by boys you mean me and v right?

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friendly reminder that whenever male birth control goes into clinical trials men go off of it because they don’t like the side effects (the same side effects women have) but women stick with it because they’re the ones who have to face the consequences of not taking it🙂

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no I love when my iCloud strokes and forgets all the contacts I’ve input over the last 2+ years🙂

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I would do unspeakable things for a full coffee cart

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I want it on record that my mom gave georgia a bigger easter basket than she gave me💀

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i don’t know what i’d do without georgia. other than have more money

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@sydwiz_ mistakes were made

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morning routine:
give dog morning kisses
make coffee
give dog more morning kisses
set up desk
give dog more morning kisses
tuck dog into bed
work until more dog kisses are needed

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supposed to be sleeping bc nightshift but all I can think about is some spicy soup

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the feminine urge to scrap your entire wardrobe and start over

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freshly waxed and vaxxed for the new year

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respectfully, what the actual fuck

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I unknowingly have the same holiday nails as emily mariko so I’ve clearly peaked

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due to a series of unfortunate events I made dead eye contact with a man who was mid jam session performance in his car

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@Chinagetyonumba can I have one typo please you dick

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leave it up to sky to by herself the thing I bought her for Christmas