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[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Cubs fans in May: This is an awful, heartless, lifeless team. They might never win again, and they are sapping my will to live.

Cubs fans now: This is the most magical, life-affirming team in baseball history. They shall never lose again, and I love them more than life itself.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

PCA making Kyle Tucker work that right field corner makes me so happy. Just shagging balls all series long. Go pick that shit up Kyle.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I boo’d last night but it was specifically for his Top 6th Game 5 AB last year. Hope that gives Kyle some closure

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@TavernWISports The fact that this is a narrative is asinine. A guy hits a big homer in extra innings to give his team a lead and stares directly into his own dugout. He doesn’t show up the pitcher and he doesn’t show up the other team. This is a ridiculous narrative

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@TJStats Why is Cleveland above the white Sox?

What about the guardians makes them more favorable to the projections than the white Sox? Especially w/ the Sox being first in the division and (currently) leading the season series?

[Joe Orrico @JoeOrrico99]

Shooting 35 over par and then hopping behind the wheel after a few drinks

Had to double check this wasn’t someone I knew personally

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

if it were us, we simply wouldn't have run on ian happ.

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@BoLoudon Does no one understand how discovery works? There is a reason why sue-happy Trump has not sued anyone regarding the Epstein Docs. He does not want ANYTHING to be revealed without the redactions

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

Me looking at the first bottle of Corona Extra in my fridge at 5:00:01 p.m. tonight

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@DC_Draino Lawsuit will be dropped so quickly when trumps team will have to non redacted Epstein files

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@RitaPanahi Sure, if he then wants to turn over the unredacted epstein files to that this is slander. But he wont. There is a reason his administration has grossly mishandled the release of the files including thousands of HEAVILY redacted documents.

Really makes you wonder...

[Jon “the dogg” Brooks @Jbrooksthethird]

Woke up hungover after 4 beers #LosingMyFastball

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@Republicans This is coming from the party that calls any reporter who says anything negative about this administration a liar, a bad reporter, or “fake news.”

Zero accountability from anybody

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@AndrewKolvet He’s has had baseless accusations for years now. Nothing credible has magically appeared. He has had 60+ lawsuits dismissed alleging election fraud. This will be a big nothing burger and will only create further division within the country

[Michael Busch Lover @BuschMVP]

I need this at Wrigley in October,

PLEASE twinkle dee. @JedHoyer_

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Almost no shot this kid gets to 90 WAR. Get real

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

The St. Louis Cardinals have the WORST fanbase in all of baseball @BFW

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@FanaticsBook Schwarber 504 feet

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@bennyjohnson @DC_Reporter He’s going to say this, and continue to say this for the next 6 years, without any actual, concrete evidence to support it. Trumps allegations are never followed with proof. Same song and dance

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@MLBNetwork @CliffFloyd30 @Plesac19 He was not good for the first 2 months of the season. No doubt. But based on the numbers that he has NOW, he’s been one of the most valuable players in baseball

[jack anderson @Janderson442003]

@MLBNetwork @CliffFloyd30 @Plesac19 He’s on pace for having “one of the best seasons in history…”

Not a top ten most valuable player? Those statements directly contradict each other. Yeah he had a bad 50 some games but he isn’t evaluated on only those 50 games. It’s based off the totality of the season