jane

I should have made it to Broadway but I tore my acl. she/her

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “omgggg congrats sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone i haven’t spoken to in 5 years

[trish @ultragloss]

unfortunately wearing sunglasses immediately takes away both my vision and my hearing. as well as my depth perception and spatial awareness

[jane @janeeeev]

It’s my new personality and I’m gonna make it everyones problem

[jane @janeeeev]

Tell me why lord of the rings goes so hard and I had no idea ??

[jane @janeeeev]

@glyndon_brett My beers in my room drinking my beers

[jane @janeeeev]

Now why is dominos snap chatting me . Has science come too far

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

he was ceo she was head of HR can I make it any more obvious

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke

[jane @janeeeev]

What’s the age called where it feels as though every older woman wants you dead you ask ?
27. It’s 27

[🐝 @beyzhive]

mind you, there is no “lgb” without the T.

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

Kansas City vs Everybody

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

I was born to read books, do crafts & overthink.

[jane @janeeeev]

@brett389_ Daddy B !!!! Jump on this narrow piece of wood with me !!

[jane @janeeeev]

Aight the tok is gone so I’m so back . Is anybody alive out there??????

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

I love how Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan are two of the absolute biggest powerhouses in music right now but also look like they live together in a 2006 Subaru Outback

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

what are you doing up there